quarplefag

Someone who's just a massive fail.

OMG Conner2112 is such a quarplefag.

by Shneb March 12, 2010

qwap

The sound of a scrotum slapping up against something. Usually a chin or a forehead.

Your sister sucked my dick last night, my balls qwaped against her chin for like two hours.

by Wackdog Whoaday August 24, 2006

quwarple

The act of slapping a womans boobs with a penis

Last night Lotte asked me to quwarple her tits

by dibbs7 April 11, 2011

Quarpression

The feeling of depression while in quarantine.

boy 1: bro I've been feeling pretty down lately
boy 2: that sucks it's prob because of quarantine tbh
boy 1: so i have Quarpression?

by Ashweeeee69 September 1, 2021

qwarterbackin

the act of moaning while wiping

Hey y'all, where did James go? He's probably in the bathroom listening to Drake and qwarterbackin.

by Ernie James March 14, 2022

quarp

Quarp is a substitute curse word, used to clean up language so that one can keep out of trouble due to their surroundings.

1) QUARP!! I stubbed my toe

2) You Quarp, I just fixed that :(

by Veronica Schoen April 1, 2008

qwerpafw

Ingestor of the 7 key.

Holy Fuck! He just did a qwerpafw on that keyboard!

by Arshole August 24, 2003