by IdiotProofDude January 23, 2015
Get the Quafft mug.A person with high fascinations and ambitions but lackluster skill in the work or activity they participate in. The person has a high tendency of lying, either exaggerating the value of their work or the effort put into it.
"John says he created that art, but he barely knows how to draw a straight line"
"Ugh.. I know. He's such a Quaffy"
"Ugh.. I know. He's such a Quaffy"
by TheBigBadBobby June 28, 2023
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noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.
verb: To emit penile flatulence.
ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.
NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.
verb: To emit penile flatulence.
ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.
NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, whenever he tried to take a piss he would quof and splatter urine everywhere.
by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
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Get the Quafted mug.With 3 pints to go and only 2 minutes before they would be thrown out of the pub (bar), quaffing was a given.
They quaffed their ale with gusto!
They quaffed their ale with gusto!
by FanBoy Alex September 14, 2005
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Get the quaft mug.The process of angrily masturbating. Also known as the "solo anger bang." Usually done after an unsuccessful trip to the clubs while your roommate is banging someone.
guy 1: Dude you haven't danced with anyone tonight!
guy 2 (angrily): Yea I know! I guess I'll just end up quaffling tonight.
guy 2 (angrily): Yea I know! I guess I'll just end up quaffling tonight.
by NotGriffin March 2, 2010
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