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Quail Valley Insomnia

A medical condition characterized by a person who has attended Quail Valley's inability to sleep and recurring dreams that follow the same pattern between multiple patients; dreaming of checking their phone to an Araque schoology post and a Morales assignment on Edmodo which results in them getting enough zeros in the grade book to fill a blackhole. This condition is believed to continue on past middle school and may have no cure.
Person 1 (Doctor): Your results have come in and I'm sorry to say it, but I'm afraid you have Quail Valley Insomnia
Person 2: That's such a bruh moment *hits a phat dab*
by MegaMind37 May 25, 2019
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non sum qualis eram

Latin, means "I am not what I once was" signifying the speaker has changed in some way.
I have grown as a person, non sum qualis eram
by AmericanViking September 27, 2013
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Qualeah

Qualeah is one of the prettiest girls even known and her name is too .She had a lot of friends and her family loves her. She always their for somebody even if she didn’t like them at the time . She will never be fake and she is a very smart slow crackhead and one of the loudest people I know in the world like she is really just loud but that’s just her and she’s also a very good fighter 💗 by her bsfs🥰💛 she will do anything for us
Qualeah means caring and helpful and thought and very smart and pretty
by all her 15 bsfs and family!!!! November 3, 2019
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Qualcommer

An employee of Qualcomm. This term is typically a derogatory term used to describe an employee who is perpetually idle and hides his/her laziness in the masses of the large corporation.

If you are an outstanding employee of Qualcomm, you are said to be "Employed by Qualcomm" instead of being a "Qualcommer".
Ricardo is a typical Qualcommer... He doesn't do anything but show up to meetings and nod his head.
by DannyAnnieBeauFanny January 31, 2009
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Quail Hunting

To shoot somebody in the face using a powerful hunting weapon. The act must appear accidental and is preferably performed in the style of Dick Cheney.
Dude: Yo, word on the street is Duane is bangin that sweet ass bitch of your's.

You: Shit, man, I know. I'm gonna have to take that dumbass, motherfucka out quail hunting this weekend.
by J.J. T. February 18, 2006
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quarlamaya

(adjective) when a person uses unnecessary long or fancy words.

pronounced: quar-lah-my-ah
"that's so fastidious!"
"stop being quarlamaya it's annoying."
by coolcoolcool24 January 27, 2021
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Quaalude Thunder

"That's the shorthand description of a drum fill you hear on certain heavy metal albums--where the guy plays as many notes as he can on all of his thousand tom-toms before he ends with The Big Crash."

-Frank Zappa, The Real Frank Zappa Book
"For example--say I'm talking to Chad Wackerman. I'll tell him, 'The Quaalude Thunder goes here.'"

-Frank Zappa, The Real Frank Zappa Book
by Prefect February 22, 2009
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