Pre-emptive sex pushups

Pushups that a male will perform prier to having sex. The main purpose of these pushups is to get his muscles warmed up for having sex.

Chris: "One, two, three, four, five..."
Lisa: "What the hell are you doing?"
Chris: "Pre-emptive sex pushups."
Lisa: "Oh, ok."

by ChiStriker June 23, 2011

penis pushups

laying face down, to push up and lower one's body rythmically, using just the erect penis

the keeper, looking ashen faced, shouted "Trevor, forget those penis pushups, get out of that cage NOW, the gorilla's coming."

by theWestHamfan November 11, 2003

pusspussmcgee

A combination of the words pusspuss and mcgee. Pusspuss referring to someone of extreme cowardice and mcgee referring to a something of great magnitude. Put together this could very well be the greatest insult out there.

(after your drunk friend knocks over your priceless family heirloom)
"Johnny you fuckin pusspussmcgee"

by BoxcarLeo February 10, 2008

face pushups

The act of a skanky bitch sucking dirty dick in a manner in which she is the peon and you are the ranking seargent

Bitch get down there and give me 25 face pushups

by CraZy E August 2, 2006

Puss Ups

A puss up is a pussy push up of kegal exercise which works on vaginal strength

Damn boo, you been doin puss ups cause you almost ripped my dick off

by Dis0wned March 18, 2018

Pussuasion

The phenomena that occurs when a female persuades a male (or a homosexual female) to doing her will using sexual favors of the vaginal variety.

I had to give in to her demands when she used pussuasion on me.

by BLVance15 April 24, 2017

puss ups

one exercise women can do at their desk that is both effective and convenient!

Honey, have you been working out? Feel like you've been doing 100 puss ups !!! 8====>(|)

by orlandoirishman April 15, 2008