Prince Poppycock

A man whose only talent can be described as "showmanship", yet somehow this allowed him to finish fourth on America's Got Talent. Known for excessive makeup and an extremely flamboyant, forced personality.

In one sentence, he's the worst thing to happen to the Northern Hemisphere, including 9/11 and World War II.

Person A: "Hey I was watching America's Got Talent and can't believe Prince Poppycock didn't win."

Person B: "Why? He has no definable talent. The show is called America's Got Talent."

Person A: "You don't understand, you must not like him because he's gay."

Person B: "You only like him because he's gay."

Person A: "Well seeing as I am a young impressionable, insecure teenage girl...you are probably correct."

by You Dislike My Definition October 25, 2010

Poppycock

Affectionate name for a Grandpa's penis.

Grandpa slapped me across the face with his Poppycock.

by Gay Billie Goat October 2, 2020

Poppycock

The effects of Heroin to the male reproductive organs.

Sorry Babe not tonight, poppycock got me. I can still borrow $20 though right?

by AmeDame July 9, 2021

poppycock

1. The word used by anyone born before 1925, when they miraculously hear what you are saying, and don't believe what they hear.

2. The shrivelled penis one develops after smoking too much opium*.

*source needed

1. What's that you say, sonny? You watch movies on your telephone?? Poppycock!

2. After binge-ing on opium for days, Johnny went to urinate only to find his Johnsonville Brat to be tiny and aardvark-like.

by Leroy Brown 420 February 5, 2009

Poppycock

something stewie wrote on the wall in an episode of family guy

look! im writing profanity on the wall!

by hash is brown November 13, 2003

poppycock

Pops corn cereal stuck onto a dick. Usually then eaten off of the dick.

She ate all the pops right off of my dick. It was pure poppycock.

by bpride March 13, 2010

Poppycock

When you cum so hard the floor looks like a flower

“That was such a poppycock dude”

by RoninXII January 7, 2020