italian sausage puppet show

The act of thrusting one's hand into an Italian man's anus until successfully reaching his penis and using it as a puppet for people's entertainment.

The kids enjoyed watching the Italian sausage puppet show at the fair today.

or

"What did you and your boyfriend do last night?"
"We role played and did an Italian sausage puppet show!"

by Myrealnameissasuke June 17, 2017

puppet show

An activity which is fruitless and a major time waster.

Such as Hanging out with insecure fat obese boys and their 500 pound relatives at tacky Christmas parties.

Don't dance with them or you'll get laughed at.

A puppet show is when you feel sorry for a fat obese boy who is ugly.

She went to the christmas party with the fat kid because she felt sorry for him. What a puppet show that turned out to be.

by Salvatore Vitale's Fat Son December 24, 2008

Tuskegee Puppet Show

when one male inadvertantly catches another male jacking off he has been given a "Tuskegee Puppet Show". This move can also be construed as an offensive tactic by a male a la an armadillo to shock an impending practical joke and subvert it.

"I was getting ready to toss a firecracker into Strouse's shower but he saw me sneaking up his steps and set me up with a Tuskegee Puppet Show."

by Chunky Lou May 7, 2008

Kentucky puppet show

Pretending something is going to happen when it isn't going to happen ever.
yanking someones chain

"are you just playing monkey feet are you giving me a Kentucky puppet show again"

by Kefka March 8, 2004

puppet show

killing time in Lancaster County, PA ...perhaps with fat girls at the corn maze...

don't wave the flag, just run, run, run.

"Didja go to the hay auction up in Intercourse oncet?"

"Na, we went to the puppet show up in Bird-in-Hand"

"Narf"

"O-shah"

by upchuckk April 19, 2008

dirty puppet show

the act of dressing you and your partners genitals with puppet outfits and performing a play to a group of close personal friends who are defecating in each others mouth and or urethras. then. seek imeediate medical attention to remove any feces from your urethras to provent urinal tract infections.

dude that dirty puppet show was amazing although my doctor is in tahiti for the weekend so i might get a urinary tract infection.

by alek and kyle August 2, 2009

Saucy Puppet Show

When you put a sock on on your Johnson and have your sexual partner pour an entire bottle of Italian dressing on top of your Puppet ideally infront of a large audience of your peers.

"I went to Rick's saucy puppet show."

"What the fuck are you doing in my car?"

by ARocketSurgeon March 27, 2015