puniversity

A UK polytechnic which has recently been defined as a university. Usually offering non-degrees in media studies, criminology, psychology etc
Despite their offical University status nobody takes them, their degrees or their graduates seriously.
Examples include the Universities of Luton, Reading and East London.

Emmy's such a dumb bitch, she keeps going on about her degree and stuff but she went to the Puniversity of East London.

You need an IQ of at least 46 to get into a Puniversity

John was in a coma but still managed to get a place at a Puniversity

by Iain1977 December 19, 2007

the punisher

the badest mother fucker ever. recently made into a movie, which kicked so much ass.

Joe,Bob,Mike,Lindsey, and Ben saw the punisher; the exploding cars scene made mike go into convulsions because it was so badass.

by Joe April 27, 2004

Pennsylvania punisher

A beer bong taken in the rectum.

It started with the Pennsylvania punisher. It ended...badly.

by Angel Rodriquez November 16, 2007

Pussy Punishment

1) The act of which your Dom(Dominant) feels as though you have done wrong and he/she whips and/or spanks your pussy intil Your pussy is sore and red or until you apologize for your actions
2) where the female in the relationship withholds her pussy from her partner as a sign of punishment

Pussy punishment-
Ex: 1) Girl: "fuck all ya friends!"

Boy: "what!?" (Pins the girl down an spanks her pussy hard over an over)

Girl: "ahh!" (Moaning out) "I'm sorry I'm sorry Daddy!"

Ex: 2) Boy: "You crazy yo!"

Girl: "Oh! I'm crazy! I'm crazy! Okay! (Puts her hand in his face)

Boy: (kisses his teeth and pushes her hand out his face)

Girl: "Nahhh! No pussy for you for a week since I'm crazy huh?" (Walks away)

Boy: (jaw drops) "whaa?"

Girl: (leaves)

by Papi_All_Day February 13, 2017

on punishment

When someone screws up and their parents find out and get angry and prohibit them from doing stuff. A teenager form of grounding.

Marco couldn't come play and canoodle today because he's on punishment.

by Sarah #2 February 25, 2005

Toilet Punisher

A colossally powerful fecal force directed into the toilet bowl. The toilet is at a loss to handle the influx of shit, and may either clog or require many flushes to clear.

Also may refer to the person channeling said force, whom is usually observed gripping nearby objects--or the toilet seat itself if nothing else will suffice--as the body struggles to maintain control as shit and soul are evacuated.

"Dude, I saw grip marks on your toilet seat, what the fuck happened?"

"Damn, Dan must have dropped another toilet punisher."

by Peristalsis October 12, 2009

Crime and Punishment

A book written by Fyodor Dostoyevsky, a Russian author also known for his well-acclaimed novel, "The Brothers Karamazov".

Crime and Punishment is a novel often required by English teachers for students to read during their summer vacation. Some students may be discouraged at the length of the book, which is over 650 pages, but it's an absolutely fantastic novel filled with suspense and figurative language to make one certainly think over the actions of the characters.

It is, without a doubt, the best book I have ever read.

Crime and Punishment took me a while to read, but luckily it was a good book. I was never bored while reading it.

by George Wallace Admirer August 22, 2009