Puberty

The worst years of your life

Man I went through puberty and I almost killed myself

by Wannasmellmyorange March 5, 2018

pederast

A man who engages in sexual activity with a boy or youth; a man who is engaged in an erotic relationship with an adolescent boy; a practitioner of pederasty.

A: What's a pederast, Walter?
B: Shut the fuck up, Donny.

by Roth Vantage December 31, 2020

Puberpoof

The thick patch of fur that envelopes a male dog's genitals when in need of a hair cut

It's hard to tell if Eddie is a boy or girl due to his out-of-control puberpoof. Time to bring him to the groomer!

by missyNzoe August 30, 2011

Puberoni

The hairs found on the toilet where the seat ends at the crotch area.

"David, there's way too much puberoni on the toilet seat. You need to stop your shaving pubes over the toilet."

by fatcheeks10 February 11, 2018

pudderboat

The act of her sitting on his face, receiving oral sex while he verbally says LaLaLa and pudders on her vajayjay.

Tyler: Hey baby wanna pu-pu-pu pudderboat?

Dani: oh fuck yeah! LaLaLa

by SabeyPayne January 1, 2018

Puberty Christmas

The year following the period of puberty, in which friends and family (Possibly 'Santa Claus') give you gifts like Old Spice Deodorant, and Axe Spray, Axe Shampoo/Conditioner etc. instead of actual presents.

My grandma got me this Old Spice Swagger kit for my Puberty Christmas this year!! I can't wait to use it on the ladies!

by Kyle Brundage December 27, 2009

Padercle

This is a slang word created by the Mastro’s that references a mans junk otherwise known as the cock or penis.

The man pushes his hairy Padercle in my anus.

by TMastro December 15, 2018