PTSD

Put
That
Shit
Down

"James tell that monkey to PTSD"

by LowKey4263 May 30, 2019

PTSD

Penis That needs Sucking Disorder

I told this hooker I had PTSD and she gave me a hell of a blowjob.

by Potatobagel September 10, 2019

PTSD

Pass the Sprite Darek!

A common string of words used at most Frat parties and DnD assemblies

“Stop hogging the sprite Darek”
“Chad you know his throat is as dry as his nutters”

What a classic PTSD

by Dr. Smallwood February 2, 2020

PTSD

Nostalgia that scares people

Yeah I have nostalgia... I MEAN PTSD

by yummy1stgrader October 11, 2019

PTSD

PTSD is a mental disorder that makes u have flashbacks and nightmares of a terrifying accident.

Erik got PTSD after he tried to make noodle wok.

“Hey Erik , hows the noodle wok going?”
-
Noodle flashback intensity’s

by anonymous September 14, 2020

PTSD

Ptsd stands for professional talent at sucking dick it can be used in many different ways

Micheal says i have a PTSD after last night

by DammmKian August 8, 2019

PTSD

Post Thanksgiving Super Dump-

When after eating like a pig for the entire Thanksgiving one runs to the toilet to release a thunderous bowl breaking bowel movement

Joe - "Man I gotta make a deposit"
Pat - "You do? I just got done taking care of my PTSD"
Joe- "WTF is PTSD?"
Pat- "Oh man it's a Post Thanksgiving Super Dump... you know PTSD"

by d325gu November 26, 2011