poomlet

The act of placing beaten eggs into a turkey baster and inserting it into a woman's ass. She then "hovers" over a hotplate and squeezed the mixture of poo and eggs in to the plate. The mixture is then cooked and served to all .

Man did you see that chick cooking up a poomlet yesterday? It tasted gross!

by Keoknows November 21, 2013

Ptolemy

He is the sexiest person the world has ever seen, will gain very hot girlfriends and will be faithful to them.

Girl : Have you seen Ptolemy?
Boy : Yea
Girl: He's sooo sexy!
Boy: Errrm, OK.
Girl (Charlotte) : I just wanna kiss him.
Boy ( backing away slowly) : okay...

by charlotteissexy May 28, 2019

ptomey

Crotchety old man who wears Hawaiian shirts in Alaska and is slightly dyselxic. Resembles Wilford Brimley of Liberty Mutual.

Mr. Ptomey, could you hand me a rivit and a bucking rock?

by Orsi June 26, 2008

Ptolemy

A man who all of the girls like. Like, he is so smart and handsome as well as being the best animator in the world

Damn, Ptolemy is just so hot. He is the best at using ease in and out and the other rules of animation

by Da Animator Boi March 22, 2022

POML

Peeing on myself laughing. A way of expressing that something is funny enough to cause incontinence.

That story about your run-in with the Mexican police had me POML.

by KeeksJoje April 21, 2015

Ptolly

The sexiest mf you will ever meet. He makes the girls horny just thinking of his name. If you meet a Ptolly you are lucky and just know he gets bitches.

Ah that’s the Ptolly guy you were on about
Yh he gets bitches lad

by Fibgerblaster20000 December 6, 2020

Ptol

Ptol is a very pretty lady.

I can’t believe you haven’t met Ptol yet! She’s so pretty!

by TheRexian December 17, 2021