Photek

Photek is Rupert Parkes (born 1972, St. Albans, England), a Los Angeles based record producer and dj. He joined the drum and bass scene relatively early (his first release was in 1992, a collaboration with Rob Solomon a.k.a. Lexis), and is still one of its most respected players. In the mid-to-late Nineties he was a very active remixer and has also done some soundtrack work, most notably for The Animatrix. His newest album in 6 years: "Form & Function Vol. 2" is set to be released in 2006.

Be sure to check out Photek's new album in 2006 titled: "Form & Function Vol. 2"

by The Master Of All Weapons March 15, 2006

Photo-nuke

A evolved photo-bomb so heavy, so terrifying, so nerve-wrenching it's not worth seeing.

Jake: Hey Dad, look at this photo

Dad: My "God" is that a, why is there a, I see a

Jake: PHOTO-NUKE

Dad: It's a penis

by TheManlyMan May 2, 2013

Photocred

A term used mainly on social networking sites to give credit to a photographer for a particularly good picture.

Comment on a Facebook picture: Photocred to John for that pic.

by Neres October 22, 2011

Pehoto

Peh-HOEtoe:
1. A person who goes around writing "Penis" or "Pen 15" on other people's stuff. Often preceded by "Big."
2. A Greek god. (Also known as Big Pehoto or the Big Pehoto in the Sky.) The religion of Pehotoism (founded by Ben Cook and inspired by the visions of Mark Carlson) is dedicated to the worship of Pehoto.
3. "Chief Big Pehoto" is the title of Pehotoism's head priest (currently Ben Cook).
4. Some people believe that the concept of Pehoto is too great to be confined to one definition. For those people, Pehoto can have an infinite number of different definitions. For others, Pehoto transcends mere definition, and can have no definition.

N0TE: Pehoto does NOT mean "penis" in any language. Many people make that mistake. It is in fact extremely offensive to most Pehotoists to suggest that their god is a penis.

1. "Graham is a big pehoto- he always invites Aaron to join the pen15 club."
2. "I worship the Big Pehoto in the sky because Ben Cook converted me to Pehotoism."
3. "Ben Cook is currently Chief Big Pehoto."
4. Person 1: "I don't get it- what does Pehoto mean?"
Person 2: "Pehoto can mean whatever you want it to mean."
Person 3: "Actually, I believe that Pehoto transcends mere definition."
Person 1: "Huh?"

by Fred O'Beckon December 26, 2008

phallo photo portaphilia

The urge to put one's penis in a light socket.

"Thomas likes to stick his dick in light sockets, he must have phallo photo portaphilia!"

by Owen Lucas May 24, 2016

photobomb

(verb)- to drop in a photo unexpectedly...to hop in a picture right before it is taken.

sarah: hey why is jimmy in the background of our prom picture?
ryan: idk, he must have photobombed it at the last second.

by jervis_star1 June 27, 2008

photo finish

(n) an urgent need to defecate, usually associated with diarrhea, in which the bowels begin to move before the victim has reached the shitter

As Bob raced down the hallway, he clenched his butt-cheeks together as tightly as he could to stave the impending explosion of fecal matter. This was definitely going to be a photo finish.

by BeardedFatass January 6, 2004