psychochristian

noun. Pejorative title for a right-wing, obsessively religious Christian. Usually such a person will be self descibed as "born-again" by thier Christian faith. Often, but not exclusively, associated with the Southern Baptist denomination. See Also Jesus Freak.

Jerry Falwell is the biggest psychochristian out there.

by matt sigl June 11, 2006

Psychiatrist

A girl that gives great head, oral sex. She is known as a head doctor.

Man, That girl gives awesome BJ's, I swear she is a Psychiatrist.

by mystikkal December 18, 2009

Psychiatrist

A medical doctor who diagnoses and treats mental illnesses. Informally referred to as a "shrink".

She was referred to a psychiatrist on account of her long-standing battle with depression.

by Doc_B April 14, 2015

Psychiatrist

A nazi, hitman or hitwoman who forces drugs on people and acusses them of diseases they don't really have a person who is defined as a retarded serial killer in the eyes of a Nero scientists, endoscopy doctors, The Pope, tattoo artists, Wiccans, real Catholics, Straight-Edgers, Cardiologists, physical therapist or real trying doctors. . .. An attractive person who murders lots of people with drugs and trys to own people's souls with manipulation and sex with authority figures.

BRI: This psychiatrists im seeing is so hot but her forcive medication murdered my best friend. I can't think at all and it feels like my soul is detached from my body from her forcive medication she said she would get me fired from my job if i didn't take them but these shots & pills are making me suicidal and iv never been suicidal before, Sally why won't you text back? Please Sally text back im I'm scared these shots & pills are MAKING me suicidal! Please!?
Next day=Megan: Sally this is Bri's roommate Megan, Bri was found dead this morning from overdose of psychiatric drugs.

Sally: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! Noooooooooooo!!!!! I was out of town!!!! Those psychiatrists are evil!!!! I'm going to put all psychiatrists in prison for given BRI those shots!!!! *Sobbing* ahhhhhhhhhhahhhhh tell everyone tell the President tell everyone!!!! Psychiatrist are getting electric chair!!!! I'm calling lawyers now!!!! And police Detectives!!!! And I'm calling my heart doctor because I'm sad!!!! *sobbing*..

by Granith A Vegan-Celiac-Straigh December 1, 2018

Testicular Psychiatrist

One who can communicate with testicles. Also know as a ball whisperer.

Guy1: Yesterday, my balls were sweaty so I went to a Testicular Psychiatrist. He calmed them down and now they’re not sweaty anymore.

Guy2: I sure as hell need to see a ball whisperer my balls have been giving me trouble for months.

by Leprechaun Circle Jerkle October 7, 2021

inner psychiatrist

when at the therapists', invariably the doctor has a patient 'locking horns' with whatever the "patient's" malady is, ie: fear of flying- go flying, fear of people- seek out people, fear of heights- go up a big tower, etc...

one is basically charged $150 an hour to get 'kissy-face' with their fear/s, so; why not just save the money and call on ones' 'inner psychiatrist' to handle this? so much cheaper, and definitely the truth!!

john wanted to meet women, but had to call upon his inner psychiatrist to get himself where the 'birds' were

judy's inner psychiatrist told her her fear of spiders was stupid, as she held a tarantula in her hand.

jaydine sucked it up and learned to like butt fucking, thanks to an 'inner psychiatrist'

joy was taught her body was dirty by the church...her inner psychiatrist sent her to the nude beach!

by michael foolsley July 7, 2010

Drugstore Psychiatrist

I person who blames others and doesn't look at their own problems.

Monique never takes responsibility for her failed relationships, she's a real drugstore psychiatrist.

by TobiasBoon December 15, 2012