Prune Fest

When you show up to an event expecting to meet available men/women, but everyone is much older than you anticipated. This is a unisex term that can be applied to a bunch of old men or women.

Dave: Hey Chuck, you hit Flannery's last night right? Was there any hot ass to speak of?

Chuck: Hell no! That place was a Prune Fest last night.

Dave: Sweet! I enjoy the cougar prune from time to time. Maybe I'll head up there tonight!

Chuck: No, I'm talking about 65+ year old women. Like retired and on Social Security prune!

Dave: Even better!

Chuck: I hope your dick falls off.

by -Kley- December 9, 2010

Prune Cat

The animal/beast that attacks when the lights are out. If you recognize a low pitched growl/purr then you know prune cat has arrived. Of course, only people who are under the influence of any drugs can experience the dreaded prune cat attack. Dont forget that if you own a blue blanket, you can cover yourself with that. If you dont own a blue blanket, i advise you get one.

I was blazin that shit up last night and when the lights went out, THE PRUNE CAT ARRIVED!

by johnnyb1994 November 7, 2009

prune chute

Prune chute: elliot Hooks face. Also resembling an anus!

Man he looks like a prune chute!

by blackhawkbob March 16, 2016

Prune Hole

n: The little opening betwixt the ass cheeks wherewith poop comes out. (I.E.- anus, butthole, poop chute.)

Dude, my prune hole did not appreciate the exit of the spicy enchiladas I ate last night.

by Senor Chefy October 30, 2008

Prune Minge

When that pussy hair minge is all gray and old.

Rachel is only 35 and she already got the prune minge. I made her shave it since I don’t want think I’m doing my Grammy.

by Eaton Holgoode February 8, 2018

Prune the Shrub

To trim and tidy up one’s wooly haired pubic region.

I got a date tonight. I better prune the shrub before I go just in case I get lucky.

by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2018

prune

Someone who either directly or indirectly prevents people from having fun.

Roommate 1: Hey man, it's raining, can we smoke in the dorm?

Roommate 2: No, Roommate 3 is being a prune and is spending all day in the dorm, and he'll totally rat on us if we smoked while he was in the room.

Roommate 1: Fuck man, prunes ruin everything.

by ErrorFM February 5, 2010