prepologize

To explain in advance that one intends to insult, slam, or belittle the person one is addressing

"I don't mean this the way it sounds, but..."

"Don't take this the wrong way, but..."

Used in a sentence: No. No. Please don't feel you need to prepologize for hurting my feelings.

by Ugbutton May 25, 2010

proctology

A branch of medicine that deals with the Anus,and/or it`s disese`s.

After I gave her a thorough Exam, I concluded,her anal sphincter had been dialated to the point,she had no control over her Bowel`s.Her fecal matter,just fell out.

by Drs; Ben Dover and Dr.Tai Sheweee. September 3, 2003

Poology

Study of human crap.

do you have a major in poology? because your full of shit

by pseudonym-qwertyuiop May 10, 2010

peopologist

One who studies people and their behavior

Two people are sitting talking in a mall:
Person one - What exactly is your job now?
Person two - A peopologist.
Person one - What is a peopologist?
Person two - A person who studies people.
Person one - Do you need a degree for that?
Person two - You should, or else you're like a stalker.

by Niki L June 13, 2007

Prepology

The act of apologizing for anything that people will take offense to before you do it. Prepologies are often associated with high levels of alcohol and sometimes drugs.

A boyfriend's prepology: "Hey Rachel (girlfriend), I just want to prepologize for anything dumb I do tonight. (I'm really drunk.)"

by Mblev January 4, 2009

proptologist

someone who has achieved a range of skills in all the facets of the preforming arts and is using that understanding to perform the art of seamless weaving of environments. A person or persons so skilled at art direction or set dressing that the audience is pulled emotionally into the environment. Theater Film TV

The show was crazy, who ever made Dracula's castle look so good had to be a proptologist.

by Mad Kat June 27, 2009

pornology

Philosophical pornography.

Boy, that pornology gave me a stiffy AND questioned reality!

by Eat At Your Own Risk February 5, 2004