procrastorbating

The act of putting off homework and responsibilities through prolonged masturbation.

Guillermo spent all week procrastorbating on the marketing project this week.

by procrastorbator9000 December 4, 2013

Procrastabaking

1)procrastinating studying for first semester finals by making "holiday" cookies
2)putting off studying/ schoolwork by smoking a bowl
3) or both of the above

I made gingerbread cookies while i was procrastabaking!

by lazyskier December 14, 2010

Procrastibaking

Procrastibaking is a food cooking method that is done when there is shit all else to do. A person who prepares such baked goods as a profession is called a procrastibaker.

"this turned out to be a weekend of chronic procrastibaking. I now have a lavender cake, a dozen dark chocolate raspberry cupcakes and a gluten-intolerant family. What do."

by ROLLERCOSTERS November 17, 2013

Procrastibaking

Procrastination through the medium of baking :) Results in delicious treats:)

Stop Procrastibaking!

by Elidir November 9, 2010

Procrasturbating

To masturbate when you should be studying.

I had an exam to study for but I didn't wantto do it so I went and masturbated, engaging in Procrasturbating.

by Zachary Carapetis July 4, 2008

Procrasturbating

Procrastinating by the act of masturbating.

"Hey dude, my mom caught me procrasturbating so now I have to go finish my homework...and start attending church again"

by D-daii March 25, 2010

procrasturbating

to maturbate to use as an excuse for not doing homework, work, etc..

yo dude i just got done procrasturbating so i am happy now...

teacher: why isnt your paper done

Billy: I was procrasturbating all night

by Tyler Falk September 2, 2005