procrastafarian

Someone who smokes pot when they should be working.

A procrastafarian may also procrasturbate extensively.

Get any thing productive done today?

No, I'm a procrastafarian. Being productive is against my religion.

by Heinous May 2, 2006

procrastabate

putting aside an unpopular task by physically or mentally "jerking off". part of the slacker mentality, the procrasti-Nation.

I know that I really should do my homework but instead I'll procrastabate by multislacking, i.e. grazing through the internet while the t.v. drowns on and I stare out the window, watching the clouds.

by germinator7 July 10, 2007

procrastabating

wasting time by masturabating or procrastinating by jerking it

i should of have mowed the yard but instead i spent my time procrastabating.

by DougEjensen April 23, 2010

procrastinap

when you don't want to do your work, and you're also tired, you will take a short nap in the meantime and finish work later. one of the best ways to procrastinate.

I don't want to write this paper, so I'm going to take a procrastinap in the meantime.

by cold in here throw a coal at m April 21, 2009

procrastenacious

The ability to postpone responsibilities well beyond the inevitable consquences.

"Bill was arrested for his back taxes, huh? That's what I call procrastenactious."

by The Marmot November 10, 2004

procrastifap

The act of fapping whilst procrastinating

Sam likes to procrastifap a lot when doing philosophy essays

by ThisIsChristoph December 11, 2012

procrastinarian

A person whose very way of life is defined by the high level at which he or she procrastinates. Procrastination becomes an accepted part of the person's life as if it were a religion.

John Smith was the ultimate procrastinator. He filed his tax return 6 months late, even though he was getting a very large return. He is a true procrastinarian.

by scotter May 19, 2007