pressing matter 

...a stool that is knocking on your back door

"I have a PRESSING MATTER that I need to attend to, in the bathroom..."

pressing matter by yippa March 17, 2023

Bench pressing 

To sit on a bench reading a newspaper while waiting for a bus.

If someone says they benched 250 yesterday, it means they waited exactly 2 minutes 50 seconds before their bus showed up.

"I was bench pressing the other day and learned that a two headed whale was discovered on the shores of Sweden!!!"

Bench pressing by meatloafed January 10, 2010

pressing down on the button 

Is when you hold your dick while carrying on an otherwise normal conversation with another individual.

The whole time he was on the phone with her he was pressing down on the button.

pressing down on the button by scudhero April 30, 2014

Pressing Ham 

Exposing your bare ass and spreading your butt cheeks onto an object possibly leaving a slight anal residue to the surface.

"Bro, I was Pressing Ham on my neighbors door handle last night and my best buddy opened the door right after"

Pressing Ham by Johny Cakes May 8, 2012

pressing glass 

Being the first in line to wait for a gondola to open on a ski day; being pressed upon the glass gondola doors.

The forecast is predicting 16 fresh new inches of snow for tomorrow, I will definitely be pressing glass!

pressing glass by Kahliki76 March 15, 2015

pressing her coconuts 

when you get all up in a biddy's business like goldman sachs

I spent the better part of the night pressing her coconuts.

pressing her coconuts by Dr Mo November 24, 2009

French Pressing 

A yet unknown sexual practice coined by Kevin Pereira of Attack of the Show fame that somehow involves coffee.

Kevin: Why do they sell coffee at the Hustler store?
Olivia: You don't wanna know, it ain't for drinkin'...
Kevin: I get it.
Olivia: ... What's it for, then?
Kevin: French Pressing? Could be a move, I dunno, Urban Dictionary it. I'll add it tonight.
Too slow, motherfucker.

French Pressing by ToriRose February 8, 2010