Prepare the Bear

A process of aggressive genital depilatory treatment, including the sphincter and perineum. Thus temporarily transforming the entire nether-region from it's natural hairy, bear-fur like environment to one much more clean and hospitable for an anticipated sexual encounter.

I finally hooked up with that hottie off of Ashley Madison!! Gotta get ready and Prepare the Bear...hope she does too.

by YAWA September 12, 2016

precycling

Using empty boxes, bags, bottles, etc. to fill with garbage before actually throwing them (and the garbage) away, rather than recycling them and waiting for them to be reincarnated as a box, bag, or bottle made from recycled goods.

Clerk: "Would you like a bag?"
Customer: "Yes please. I don't really need it to carry this stuff, but I'll be precycling it because my bathroom trash can is full and consequently needs a new liner."
Clerk: "How very clever of you. Is that really a word?"
Customer: "Urban Dictionary thinks so, so... yes."

by testicles...that is all October 10, 2009

Peepy

Peepy is a plush collectable produced by itemLabel. In the descriptions of them, they show their stats, and state how they are criminals. However, peepy does not know this, because in a song of him, the song stated that he did not read criminal in the dictionary because it was not the word "peanut." Speaking of peanuts, they are these creatures' favorite foods. OuiOui is just a baby Peepy, and is about 1 third of a size of a Peepy.

Peepy is a plush collectible produced by itemLabel.

by mjv2011 March 26, 2022

st. john xxiii college prep

St. John is the true definition of hell. A Catholic high school located in Katy, Texas where students are separated into 5 cults and forced to compete against each other. Known as the crustiest school in the area, St. John excels at zero sports and contains strictly hoes and religious girls, nothing in between.

"Hear St. John xxiii college prep went 2-8 this season, thank god they're improving"

by Tim Jaureguido March 9, 2017

gym prep

Gym Preps can be defined as anyone who wears Hollister shirts, blue jeans, and an American Eagle baseball cap to the gym to work out. Gym preps are low on the peg of life seeing as they obviously weren't invited to the two girls party. Instead they choose to come to the gym and work on their biceps. Gym Preps will spend almost %100 of their gym time in the bicep section. They will most often be doing standing up exercises with the curl bar. Gym Preps are not strong with the exception of their biceps which are noticeable underneath their extremely tight hollister henley, and usually aren't accompanied by anyone.You rarely get a look at their face because it is concealed by an American Eagle baseball cap. If you observe a gym prep from the the time he walks into the gym to the time he leaves only about three minutes will have elapsed. (Just enough time to rest between sets of squats.) He will walk in, look around for a minute or two then walk over to the curl bar rack. He'll pick up the heaviest one, see if he can do it then set it down when he relizes he can't. He'll continue this process until he finds a suitable one. He will do eight reps, set it down and then walk out of the gym.

"Yo man, look at that gym prep over there."
"yea hes doing a set of curls"

by Gym Jim January 22, 2008

Prep Drone

The person in the restaurant kitchen that does all the work that the chefs cannot be bothered with. In charge of cutting, slicing, and any other way to prepare the food for the real work. An integral and necessary member of the kitchen, but for the most part ignored.

"Richard? Who's that?"

"Ah no one special, just a prep drone at Stu's."

by Pseudostiff June 30, 2009

prep mixer

A high school mixer at St Joes Prep High School in North Philly. Specifically for incoming freshman, the prep mixer is a dance for prep boys and surrounding sister schools. All other boys schools are jealous they can't go because all the hot girls talk about it.

Notre Dame Girl: OMG ARE U GOING TO THE PRIXER ??(Another name for Prep Mixer)
Merion Mercy Girl: YESSS I CANT WAIT.
Sacred Heart Girl: Sucks for all the Malvern Boys who cant go!!!! Its gonna be a party!!!!

by NDAGIRLFORLIFE September 14, 2013