Poultry Saboteur

A person who impedes your attempts to penetrate with your poultry.

“Alexander is such a poultry saboteur, always cock blocking me when I’m with Kelly!”

by Soggy Cannabis May 9, 2022

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Prospecting Poultry

Prospecting Poultry refers to a sales person that through easy sales retention has become unacquainted and fearful of reaching out to new clients.

It certainly seems that over the years you have become prospecting poultry and are fearful to make new calls and create new contacts.

by leo bonner February 5, 2020

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Post Poultry Depression

What a hen goes through after she lays her eggs. This can be applied to humans who'll will only accept chicken planks as fish sticks OR? They just totally don't get chicken.

Tommy: "Chad seemed bummed about dinner; I told him we were having chicken planks and chips and his response was, 'Oh, yippie! Fish sticks! Yum!'"

Timmy: "He may have Post Poultry Depression."

by Chael67 March 2, 2011

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Here's the thing about ritualistic poultry fisting, it's pretty much the answer to any and every question formed by man over his existence but so few have been willing to actually try it that the knowledge is all but lost. You could say it's bullshit, but unless you sincerely try a poultry fisting ritual for yourself you really don't know that do you?

Hyder: How did the twin towers fall if jet fuel don't melt steel?

Tex: It makes perfect sense if you know anything about ritualistic poultry fisting.

by johndoe86x2 July 28, 2016

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