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Postbation

When you go on postblock on Facebook and can't message or make posts on Facebook for 30 days.

Post + Probation = Postbation.

Aka Facebook Jail.
Someone reported my post saying "fag" and now I am on Postbation.
by Tingle Likes Rupees October 4, 2016
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Pissturbation

To be masturbating, and then have to piss while doing so.
Nintenjoe was so drunk after the 3 beers he drank, that he pissturbated.
by ICB4LIFE January 25, 2005
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Passturbation

YES! I DIDN'T FAIL THE GOD DAMN PHYSICS EXAM! I'M GOING TO PASSTURBATE FOR HOURS TONIGHT!!! I'm going to do some passturbation.
by Yandereperson March 5, 2011
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Passturbation

The style of football (soccer) made popular by the Barcelona squad and Spanish national sides. This style of football is marked by a teams OCD-like need to pass the ball as many times as possible during a match; even if the pass serves no other purpose than to pad the player's stats and serve the manager's delusion that whoever passes the ball the most wins the game. This includes 1-yard sideways passes in your own half while under no pressure, passing while staring at an open net inside the box and the 40-yard backwards pass to the goalkeeper.
Person 1: Are you a Barcelona fan?

Person 2: Hell yeah. I basically bust a nut while watching that team not try and score, but instead just pass the ball around. How about you?

Person 1: Nah, I'm not a huge fan of passturbation. I like teams that can actually fuck; like Baryen Munich, for instance. Hey, didn't those two teams play each other recently?

Person 2: Uhh...Messi was hurt that day...both days....
by fatgunnersaurus November 21, 2013
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pasturbating

Masturbating to something good that has happened to you or a friend in the past.
1. "Dude, do you remember that one time I got laid?" "Yeah, I'm pasturbating right now!"
2. "Pasturbation really is the best, especially if it happened to you!"
by Xaneth April 4, 2014
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piturbation

Noun

1. The act of masturbation while feeling pitiful; pity masturbation
2. A sad way to masturbate
3. A person who cries whilst masturbating

Verb

1. Pity masturbating; Masturbation performed under a sorrow mentality; feeling bad for oneself and conducting a masturbation session; crying and masturbating at the same time.

2. Masturbating to express ones desire to be in a relationship; masturbation done under the condition of loneliness.
Commonly occurring on or during Valentine’s day, a piturbation session can be performed by a person.

Several days after Sam dumped Pat, Pat piturbated while reminiscing on their sexual encounters.
by Regeven McHesp March 21, 2017
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Pastorbation

Pas-tor-ba-tion (noun)

The act of self-satisfaction while under the supervision / assistance of one's religious leader or pastor

OR

The execution of sexual acts performed on or by one's religious leader
It is a shame.... those altar boys were victims of pastorbation.
by Ronan XVII November 10, 2008
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