Sexy young rapper but does different genres of music and also is funny, cute and passionate about what he does
My dad is Post Malone
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Austin Richard Post, who goes by Post Malone (also known as Posty,Water Melon,Post-it Malone,Tattoo man,Bud Light King,etc) is a American Rapper,Songwriter and Record Producer. Every Song he makes is a different style and you can never expect what type of song he's gonna make next. He has more tattoos on him then the amount of money that you will ever make in your life.He has also mastered the art of looking homeless and being rich at the same time.
Guy 1 - "I want to be like Post Malone but I don't want to look homeless!
Guy 2 - "Wow."
by LMxHorizon October 28, 2020
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The most kind harted man to ever walk on to this earth and now in the year 2020 he si struggling from drugs/alchohal

he needs help we cant lose another legend we already lost kobe bryant, gianna bryant, xxtentacion, cameron boyce come people help him out before we loose him to the world we be crushed ifwe loose him so if you have the chance to save a life do it cause when life has been taken you will feel horrible when goes cause you will know that you had the chance so take that chance and helpout a homie instead of just watching just do something that will benefit you and some body else.
Post malone is awsome
by post malone is a legend March 10, 2020
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Getting eaten from behind after a heinous period shit.
He’s such a good boy; hits me with that Post Malone and now I save so much on toilet paper.
by Goddess Hegemony August 29, 2018
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the only person who looks rich and homeless at the same time. also extremely humble and sweet to his fans. some of his hits include “congratulations” “circles” “white iverson” “candy paint” “rockstar“ “i fall apart” “saint-tropez” “take what you want”

has said that he gets face tattoos out of insecurities. also is called a rapper, even though his music genre is very mixed.

his three albums as of july 2020 are called “stoney”(2016), “beerbongs&bentleys”(2018), and “hollywood’s bleeding”(2019).

in march 2020 people on tiktok were worried about his well being since many videos of him acting strange on stage we’re posted. he proceeded to say it was all an act just for the concert.

his birthday is july 4, 1995.

also, charlemagne is an asshole. ifykyk
me: i just went to a post malone concert!
friend: sweet!

me: post malone is the definition of “don’t judge a book by its cover.”
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Post Malone (pohst muh-lohn) - the brief period of rest after you take a large dump.
It's going to be a minute man, i need a breather. Just gonna sit here and take a Post Malone
by AsswithaC October 19, 2017
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A rapper from Texas whom looks like a homeless man and raps about he's past life manly course you know "STRAIGHT OUTTA TEXAS A HOMELESS GUY NAMED POST MALONE" he loves wearing rlly old weird clothes and has some pretty cool grillz if I say so myself he has a small sense of humor and doesn't mumble well raping which makes it an understandable song m8 AND THAT'S ALL FOLKS!!!!
Damn that songs fire he's such a POST MALONE
by Austin post February 14, 2018
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