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portuguese diesel by calidrunk July 13, 2010
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Portugese French Toast
The act of having fun with a Portugese "go-girl", while using french toast to put syrup all over her body, and then eating the french toast together.
Portugese French Toast by Strickland Propane27 October 24, 2012
Portuguese Chocolate
When a couple is engaged in anal sex and she shits all over his dick twice and he gently slides the shit off into a jar and microwaves on high for 8 minutes. After microwaving he then puts said shit jar into the refrigerator for half the night. When frozen he wakes up his girlfriend and asks her to eat the shit and cum popsicle. After girl does not want to eat shit/cum popsicle, he then bangs her over the head with the frozen jar filled with the mixture, and then flees to Portugal, until the authorities arrive.
Jack: Dude, I heard Danny totally pulled a Portuguese Chocolate on Havan.
Jim: Yeah man, I hear they're looking for him in Portugal.
Jim: Yeah man, I hear they're looking for him in Portugal.
Portuguese Chocolate by PortugeseChocolateBitches November 2, 2012
Portuguese
Portuguese
European Latin language spoken officially for about 200 millions people in eight countries worldwide, mainly in South America, Africa and Europe. It's also unofficially spoken in parts of India, Southern Asia and Africa.
Although Portuguese and Spanish are different languages, they have the same root in ancient Latin and therefore are mutually intelligible.
European Latin language spoken officially for about 200 millions people in eight countries worldwide, mainly in South America, Africa and Europe. It's also unofficially spoken in parts of India, Southern Asia and Africa.
Although Portuguese and Spanish are different languages, they have the same root in ancient Latin and therefore are mutually intelligible.
john Kerry's wife, Teresa, and popstar Nelly Furtado speak Portuguese fluently.
After independence, East Timor decided that Portuguese, along with Tetum, would be its official languages.
After independence, East Timor decided that Portuguese, along with Tetum, would be its official languages.
Portuguese by Dino March 11, 2005
Portuguese SAD Admin
When you spread Nutella over your virgin innocent girlfriend"s ass and then proceed to lick it vigorously.
This usually happens when you are trying to find an excuse to approach her pussy without seeming an insensitive bastard
This usually happens when you are trying to find an excuse to approach her pussy without seeming an insensitive bastard
- I need to fuck her but she wont let me ! She"s such a saint !!
- Buy a Nutella Jar and be a Portuguese SAD Admin !
- Buy a Nutella Jar and be a Portuguese SAD Admin !
Portuguese SAD Admin by brunoaleixo July 28, 2016
Portugeezers
Hero's of the seas, good at making cheese, if they come to dinner... give them cod and peas.
Just don't ever ask them "how are you" they will tell you everything that has happened to them since they were 3 years old.
Just don't ever ask them "how are you" they will tell you everything that has happened to them since they were 3 years old.
Andrew: I live with some portugeezers
Tom: what are they like?
Andrew: They are fine so long as you always feed them cod and never EVER make fun of their country or their football team.
Girls are fit too.
Tom: what are they like?
Andrew: They are fine so long as you always feed them cod and never EVER make fun of their country or their football team.
Girls are fit too.
Portugeezers by crabhands February 9, 2009
Portuguese Backhanded Leap Frog
This sex maneuver can is mainly preformed during doggy style or anal sex with the girl on all fours receiving the penis. Whilst giving it to the woman from behind, you are standing in an awkward position with your knees outwards in order to get your genitals to the same height as the woman. The awkward, but yet power thrusting stance, can be related to a frog. Right as you are about to ejaculate, you thrust with your gluteus and your hamstrings and leap over the girl who is being fucked. With a quick spin in the air, you will land feet first with the girl still on all fours at the edge of the bed. You then blow your load into her face and backhand her right where the spunk has been sprayed all over her slutty face.
Brendan Huff: "Dude did you hear about Shanequa the other day?"
Robert Dobak: "No."
Brendan Huff: "her husband gave her the works the other day. He fucked her doggy style then he surprised her when he was did a Portuguese Backhanded Leap Frog and slapped the fuck out of her goo covered face."
Robert Dobak: "Damn. What a Pimp! I wish somebody would give me a A Portuguese Backhanded Leapfrog"
Brendan Huff: "You're such a fag dude. But i want one too... lets do it to each other, real talk, no homo?
Robert Dobak: "No."
Brendan Huff: "her husband gave her the works the other day. He fucked her doggy style then he surprised her when he was did a Portuguese Backhanded Leap Frog and slapped the fuck out of her goo covered face."
Robert Dobak: "Damn. What a Pimp! I wish somebody would give me a A Portuguese Backhanded Leapfrog"
Brendan Huff: "You're such a fag dude. But i want one too... lets do it to each other, real talk, no homo?
Portuguese Backhanded Leap Frog by Harry Alfred-Batman Dumbledore December 15, 2011