pornohol

porn which has become addictive to poor lost souls. potentially lethal when combined with alcohol

Dude: whats happened to gareth's eyes? they're so red and shit.

Stoner: dude, he's addicted to pornohol. he goes to pornoholics anonymous (PA)

by !NICK! September 13, 2006

Pornocopia

An overflowing cabinet of porn flixxx is a pornocopia.

My pornocopia gives for an abundance of fat assess and big titties!

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

Phonoshop

Phone-o-shop

when you have a phone that allows you to "photoshop" the pictures you take

the ability to phonoshop things is basically useless because the quality is so bad to begin with

by qwertyuioasdfghj September 12, 2010

pornophobic

A person who is deeply afraid of looking at porn or even bringing it up in a discussion.

Owen was awkwardly left the conversation with his friends as he was extremely pornophobic.

by CodenameExe April 6, 2016

Pornophones

A set of headphones which have only one speaker working. Are named pornophones because they are often used by 13 year olds to watch porn without being heard.

I caught my little cousin looking at two girls one cup with a pair of pornophones.

by Kaios June 4, 2009

Pornothologist

A person who spends most of their time watching porn and is intimately familiar with most porn stars and their mating behaviour.

Joe: Hey how come Trevor never gets out much?
Frank: He's a pornothologist...lots of studying to do.

by rediroma May 19, 2009

pornotopia

A fantasy world in which everyone is ready and willing to indulge in all kinds of sexual activity.

Ken: do you think Paul is a pervert?
Jason: No, his dementia is causing him to believe that earth has fallen into a Pornotopia.

by Wally66 November 13, 2013