Pornament

A contest between couples to determine who can most accurately duplicate scenes from any arbitrary XXX film. The pornament is usually judged by an unbiased third party.

Dick and Jane's morning yoga class really payed off by enabling them to take first prize in the neighborhood pornament.

by Godspan December 15, 2009

pornament

Adj.: A type of tattoo that is adult or pornographic in nature.

Bob just got a pornament tattoo of his wife. It features her large, saggy breasts and a shaved vagina.

by Pejuta December 15, 2009

ORNAMENTALS

Purely decorative male testicals after a vasectomy.

I knew I couldn't get pregnant because he only had ornamentals.

by Lady999999 March 31, 2021

ornamental hermit

Also known as a "garden hermit"; a person hired by wealthy landowners in the 18th century to live in solitude in a specially built hermitage, folly, or grotto on their estate, acting as a living decoration. They were expected to embody the qualities of a druid and live a secluded life, often with specific rules like growing their hair and beard long and not washing. In return for their service, they received lodging, food, and a stipend. Landowners and their guests might occasionally consult their garden hermits for advice, stories, or entertainment.

Landowners placed advertisements in local newspapers seeking ornamental hermits to live on their property for long spans of time (7 years, in one instance).One legend goes that someone's ornamental hermit was found drinking at a local pub 3 weeks into their tenure, thus breaching their contract.

by A. Patmos November 27, 2025