pootista

A jerk or meanie-poo-head (MPH) in a friendly manner like between two good friends or boyfriend-girlfriend.

David: "Did you just eat my last double stuffed E. L. Fudge cookie?"

Dachene: /lying "Umm... no..."

David: "You pootista."

by ninjaFeet May 27, 2011

Pootisjoot

When an engineer Refuses to heal its teamMates and Just does a laugh taunt when a team mate dies

All the engineers are a pootisjoot

Hey lets be a pootisjoot

I hate those pootisjoot's

I love those pootisJoot's they aint doing anything on the enemy team

by whistony wisey January 28, 2018

portishead

The best band on earth

OMG It's Portishead!

by Dashite July 10, 2003

pookish

Pookish is a way that someone txts, this includes misspelling words, making someone get really confused on what they are trying to say, and typing like an 80 year old man.

“What in the world was he even trying to text?! I can’t understand any of it!!”
“Oh he must have been txting in pookish”

by Quietandpeacefull July 2, 2019

Poopishment

Its a punishment where parents call Punishment-n-Ready Co. and they come and give you a Poopishment. They strap you down to your bed and release anal fluids such as a shart or poop on your face.

Did you hear Jimmy got caught trying to sneak out of his house last night?

No

Well his parents called Punishment-n-Ready and they ordered a Poopishment.

I feel so bad for Jimmy..

by TropicThunder19 June 30, 2009

Pootash

When you get a lump of your poo on your finger, an rub it under someone's nose.

"Hay Sam, I just pootashed that kid so now all he can smell is shite all day."

by Dickhead July 19, 2003

Poonish

The act of punishing someone with poo.

I hate that kid in my math class so I pooped in a glass jar and threw it on his driveway. Later that night I lit a bag of dog poo on fire and left it on his doorstep. He got poonished.

by No Amnesty June 25, 2007