pooton

n. a particle of feces suspended in the air which produces a foul smell resulting from flatulance or defecation.

1. Wow, those pootons are still trapped inside the car after we left it for an hour; it sure does stink in here.
2. Much like a particle of light is a photon, a particle of poop is a pooton.

by codephanie February 13, 2014

poostomp

Complete obliteration, stomping, owning, or raping either physically, emotionaly, or verbally.

The Ebay Jihad Squad Completely Poostomps everything in their path.
The Hebrew was hit with a verbal poostampede by the drunk.

by Romanian Republican August 4, 2006

poostronaut

Arose out of such works as ass hat, ass clown, ass bandit, poo jabber and of course ass tronaut. A poostronaut is an insult for an ass hat or ass clown who will boldy go were no ass hat or ass clown has gone before!

1)"Dude, Dave is an ass clown..."
2)"No dude, Dave is a total poostranaut!!"

by Jimmy-jimmy May 13, 2005

Pooton

Noun. Pronounced POO-tahn. A shitload of trouble. Major notgoodness.

Dude, you just got us into major pooton.

by William Dean A. Garner May 22, 2011

poustoneo

greek-cypriot offensive word meaning "a newbie in the army"

kane ka8ariotites re poustoneo mi se liwsw sto 2-4

by poustoneo October 5, 2003

Polston

A wannabe internet celebrity that utilized a bizarre lexicon and sports the argumentative skills of an autistic 12 year old in an attempt to prove ridiculous conspiracy theories.

"You think the 9/11 attacks were committed by Vince McMahon so he could get ratings on a tribute show? Quit being such a polston".

by Shartlicle December 17, 2015

Poston

A family name for people who are kind, loving, caring, and emotional. They give and show love to outside member of the family. They are Irish and French. Meaningful gestures are this heritages honor.

Man, the Poston Family gave A lot of gifts this year for Christmas. They are nice.

by Katreeen January 17, 2018