poopstain cigar

Contrary to popular belief, a poopstain cigar is not when you smoke a chode. It's when you leave a skidmark in your underwear, let it dry, roll up the underwear like a Cuban and smoke it.

Man, I had the runs but it's fine, I'll poopstain cigar it.

by Whatevs mev December 8, 2013

Pooptintillion

Pooptintillion is just a play on words of million, billion, trillion, etc. Its used to overexaggerate or show the ridiculousness in the situation. You can really use any vartion of this word to describe the ridiculous of the amount or time of something.

Farttintillion, Shitassgazzillion, DooDooFartillion are all "examples" of this joke.

I told you like 50 POOPTINTILLION TIMES! To revive me!

This mf has killed me like 500 poopfuckinggazillion times bruh.

by Zekro_3300 October 4, 2023

Poopstains

When someone leaves their facebook up, you are obligated to write poopstains as their status.

Oh look John left his facebook up, im going to "poopstains" him!

by Brendan0407 October 23, 2011

poopstain

a poop stain, a stupid person,

"god u poopstain why u do that?" or "ewww u got a poopstain on ur shoe"

by geoff March 9, 2003

poopstain

A word used to replace the name of a cool or preppy person.

Lacey is a poopstain.
We have twenty poopstains at our school.

by Joe Mowrer October 17, 2003

poopypants

When you poop in your pants and it stains your pants and starts to smear and leave marks on the floor.

5 year old son- mommy I pooped my pants and it's starting leak.

mother don't worry I'll get the baby wipes poopypants used in a sentence

by Bobby Jones Flapjack the 356th June 2, 2018

Poopypants

When you poop while wearing pants.

Usually occurs after heavy drinking.

If you poop your pants in public, you're new name is poopypants.

by MayNineteen September 1, 2018