Poojanie

Poojanie is one of the sweetest and kind-hearted people on earth. She never judges you and Is always welcoming to new people. When you meet her she’s shy but you instantly fall in love with her with her kind smile and adorable laugh. If a guy is ever lucky enough to gain her trust he should love her and treat her with the respect she deserves, cuddle her everyday and always remind her how much he loves her. Poojanie is a friend for life and is the rarest of them all. She loves animals especially dogs and is a very nurturing person. She truely deserves the world. Never let her go because it’s not everyday you come across an intelligent, funny person like her. A best friend, family member and kind-hearted human.

Poojanie is the best girl ever.

by Cinderellaatyoservice July 22, 2020

Poodanking

The act of pooping into the urethra of your penis, and then peeing out the poop as though it were a more viscous peepee. Poodanking is a solo act, involving the penis and pooper of a single poodanker.

Note: Poodanking is not a town in China.

I'll never poodank again!

Jenny (on phone): "What are you doing right now?"
Ted (on other end of phone): "Nothing."
Jenny: No, come on sugarbunny. Tell me what you are doing."
Ted: I...uh... how do I phrase this? I... uh... I'm shitting into my penis! And then releasing the sweet nectar as though it were urine of my own!"
Jenny: "Come again, Ted?"
Ted: "Jenny, I'm POODANKING!!!"
Jenny: *dialtone*........

by Jason Brown Bear January 13, 2008

poowank

paul shears does this. its when you shit and wnk simultaneously. hmmmm

"hello" says paul shears, "i just poowanked at fletcher's house"

by paul shears January 20, 2005

poojangles

Similar to dags or dangle berries. Little bits of poo that hang about on your rectum hair. Often there a long time after previous poo! Also can explain a bad situation

Damn this party is poojangles!

I think I overwiped my poojangles so hard my arsehole is bleeding. Dayum

by dingleberries89 June 1, 2011

poojan

a lubricated indian coin meant for sticking up the ane.

"It's a fucking poojan you idiot!"

by poonZor May 18, 2006

pootanky

to smell like shit, body odor, vaginal secretions, or any other unsightly stinches

pew! your ass is stanky! (POOTANKY)

by kayleebrooke May 24, 2006

poojacked

When you have to cut a run short to hurry back home and go number two. Or if you have to cut a run short because you pooped in your pants.

My run was poojacked at mile 3. Had to turn around and almost most didn't make it.

by Abrocka February 15, 2021