by de-pube August 13, 2021
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Me: Oh damn, I thought it was "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets," but its actually "Harry Pooter and the Anus of Secrets."
Me: Oh damn, I thought it was "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets," but its actually "Harry Pooter and the Anus of Secrets."
by BQ/BC August 29, 2009
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bazza said to dazza "that music sounds like bloody poofter music" as they were passing a gay night club
by Mr Mcgrillius January 16, 2008
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by Leanie Meanie January 13, 2019
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I took my kids to the park, but it turned out to be Gay Pride Week, and we encountered a poofter parade.
by anonymous1999 January 6, 2008
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Daniel got up in the middle of the night and walked like a damn leprechaun towards the guest bathroom. He is so poopterious.
by Lesmarie March 17, 2013
Get the poopterious mug.The spider, as used in a game of pool (it's like a cue except with a plastic X on the end) which is used for making shots where it is difficult to lean across the table. Called the poofter stick, as it takes the easy way out.
By convention, if a player uses the poofter stick and fails to sink their shot, then the stick is automatically named after that player. Their name remains attached to the stick until another player misses a shot.
By convention, if a player uses the poofter stick and fails to sink their shot, then the stick is automatically named after that player. Their name remains attached to the stick until another player misses a shot.
Craig: Ball's too far away. I'm gonna use the poofter stick.
(He misses the shot; later)
Bill: Pass the Craig Stick.
(He misses the shot; later)
Bill: Pass the Craig Stick.
by Aspirex November 17, 2005
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