poocrastinate

Delaying defecation until it becomes more urgent than whatever one is currently doing, often resulting in a clenched sprint to the toilet

Mary poocrastinated while finishing the knitting of her new sweater's sleeve. With a sudden loss of control, she threw down the knitting and flew to the bathroom, trying her best to keep the turtle from sticking its head out further.

by B Knox April 29, 2008

poopurtunity

the moment you are able to pass a bowel movement after being constipated.

Ed finally had a poopurtunity once I gave him a fleet enema.

by Bekkkkk January 3, 2008

Pooturbate

The act of pooping while masturbating!

I was having a bad day, so I went to the washroom to pooturbate.

by Pooturbate October 9, 2019

Poocrapstinate

When doing something boring and an urge too take a wicked deuce steps in to save the day. A smart person can take advantage of natures food flow and Poocrapstinate, taking as much time to shit as possible.

1) "man, fuck this noise...im going to go poocrapstinate for a while"

by Gnarly Gnight August 30, 2009

procure

Obtain something especially with care or effort.

Food procured for the rebels

by Lovelykaran November 23, 2015

poocrumb

a poocrumb is where one has a poo and there is remanence of poo left on the hair around the anus. Can also be used as an insult.

Gary wiped his arse and there was poocrumb left on there!
or You poocrumb!

by Jack Pemberton November 18, 2007

popcurn

Popcurn-
1.A word used in any given situation and/or random moment.

2.A place filler. commonly used at the end of a sentance

1.Steve:hay Raymond what are you doing later.

Raymond:Nothing really.

Steve:Cool, I'll see you later, popcurn!!

2.Steve:Whats on your mind?

Raymond:Popcurn.

by Chris Little October 14, 2006