poocrumb

a poocrumb is where one has a poo and there is remanence of poo left on the hair around the anus. Can also be used as an insult.

Gary wiped his arse and there was poocrumb left on there!
or You poocrumb!

by Jack Pemberton November 18, 2007

poocumber

A really, really, really large poo.

Boy, that poocumber hurt on the way out!

by afrodude June 23, 2006

poocumber

a large woman's dildo.

Bertha kept her poocumber under the couch coushion.

by A.Lee.Ass May 4, 2011

poocumber

A crap so big it looks like a cucumber. Doesn't necessarily have to be green.

I just took the biggest dump in your mom's bathroom, man. We're talking one poocumber after another!

by dpaulbarrett1 January 6, 2010

Poocumber

A long fat green turd. Usually found after a heavy night on herbal spirits (jagger bombs, etc.)

Ah mate…that was a heavy night on the bombs…I think I just did a poocumber!

by H3FTI January 8, 2013

Poocumber

Poocumber- When a large poo is left in the bottom of the toilet by the previous occupant.

Stew- Peter, have you seen the size of the poocumber left in trap 1?

Peter- Jesus Christ, that must of tore his arse hole!

by Wordwizard1989 March 1, 2022