Poncilitis 

AKA Noncilitis

An oral infection which occurs when someone's larynx has been mercilessly reemed by a pneumatic bell thrust.

Very common amongst first term boarding pupils.

'As the predatorial house master prowled the dormitories at lights out, a quivering and defeseless Horacio wept in the darkness, staring down the barrel of his housemaster's pulsating wang. He resigned himself to yet another contraction of poncilitis/noncilitis'.

Poncilitis by Herbie Dongsporran October 1, 2021

poncakes 

pronounced Pahn-khacks

This veristile term is most used for the explanation of a desire or strong craving to partake in the smoking and or toking of Marijuana.

stoner 1: Dude lets go to IHOP im hungry
stoner 2: Me too cuntrag, but i have a bad case of the poncakes. Lets go smoke a fatty
stoner 1: Muffins! to HighHOP it is.

poncakes by Pogoson May 25, 2006

pontikos 

Greek military slang

Pontikos: raw recruit in the army.
Pontikos: the original word means mouse.

This pontikos is a great fidi!

pontikos by anastashs October 21, 2009

Poncakes 

Made by kenzie on a bus he randomly says it vut its a famous word its real slang in Dumfries and galloway

I am very hungry granny can i have a poncakes

Poncakes by Matthew hind April 13, 2021

Poncified 

A Term derived from the word Ponce. To be fully Poncified is to stay home with your new girlfriend instead of meeting your mates in the Boozer, or of an equal crime if not worse, to stay home because your skint after you've give your bird all your money to go out with her mates on the pull. You take on the role of the female and also put on weight because you've discovered that your a good cook.

" Where the fuck is Barry? he's fuckin Poncified, he hasn't turned up to darts night three weeks running, that tart has got him were she wants him, the soft cunt. Another pint Lads? "

Poncified by John Gaskell April 8, 2004

poncing 

Used by a British friend of mine in the sense of dawdling, especially, engaging in displacement activities to avoid the task at hand.

Stop poncing about and get back to work.

poncing by FloridaWordsmith March 3, 2014

Poncing 

the sight of a guy wearing tight athletic shorts that totally show his package on the side, facing the thigh. Named after an RA at Florida International University.

1)Why did you look at him with that face?
2)Did you see his package? He was totally poncing.
1)Yeah, I noticed that too. But... I kinda liked it.

Poncing by PHResident October 7, 2009