Skip to main content

Polyester Shirt

Polyester shirts are thin and tight, and can outline the strongest abs to the roundest belly. Polyester shirts are cheap, and can be cut with kindergarten paper scissors. These shirts are worn by people confident enough to show their bodies in public.
Passerby 1: Look at that fat kid sitting at that lunch table. He’s wearing a polyester shirt!
Passerby 2: What an idiot. You can see his belly button and his love handles.
Fat Kid: *thinks to himself* Wow, I was right. So many people are looking at me! I love it!
by JoeDoe* February 17, 2019
mugGet the Polyester Shirt mug.

Polyester

Ground up horse scat that is cleaned and bleached. The end product is small beads, which are used to make small pillows or bean bags
The pillow was made of polyester
by Smashmouth421 October 17, 2017
mugGet the Polyester mug.

Polyester

Polyester is a category of polymers that contain the ester functional group in their main chain. As a specific material, it most commonly refers to a type called polyethylene terephthalate (PET). Polyesters include naturally occurring chemicals, such as in the cutin of plant cuticles, as well as synthetics such as polybutyrate. Natural polyesters and a few synthetic ones are biodegradable, but most synthetic polyesters are not. The material is used extensively in clothing.

Polyester fibers are sometimes spun together with natural fibers to produce a cloth with blended properties. Cotton-polyester blends (polycotton) can be strong, wrinkle and tear-resistant, and reduce shrinking. Synthetic fibers using polyester have high water, wind and environmental resistance compared to plant-derived fibers. They are less fire resistant and can melt when ignited.

Polyester blends have been renamed so as to suggest their similarity or even superiority to natural fibers (for example, China silk, which is a term in the textiles industry for a 100% polyester fiber woven to resemble the sheen and durability of insect-derived silk).

Liquid crystalline polyesters are among the first industrially used liquid crystal polymers. They are used for their mechanical properties and heat-resistance. These traits are also important in their application as an abradable seal in jet engines.
"Did you see those new Polyester blankets?"
by TheRealQuenCrew March 7, 2019
mugGet the Polyester mug.

polyester slack

The unofficial alcoholic beverage of the Subgenii. Polyester Slack is made by substituting vodka for water when making Berry Blue Kool Aid, thus yielding a vaguely irridescent semi-opaque liquid that is similar in apprearance to the blue goo consumed by Dave at the end of the film 2001.

Polyester Slack is a poor substitute for real slack, but comes in handy when real slack is in short supply.

Words of warning: mixing vodka with any flavor of Kool Aid other than the elusive Berry Blue will not yield Polyester Slack. Vodka mixed with non-Berry Blue flavors makes a beverage known as a Jim Jones!
Saint Statik, Healer of Appliances: Yo man, I found Berry Blue for sale online!

Right Reverend Micky D: Fuk yah! Polyester Slack returns!
by daverpdx May 8, 2007
mugGet the polyester slack mug.

polyvate

To both really love and really hate someone. To have mixed feelings. But to not know which one you feel more.
"Ugh I really polyvate chris, I can't make up my mind about him."
by This is cool ig March 27, 2017
mugGet the polyvate mug.

Polyinterrogation

A series of multiple interrogations in the subject of criminal justice; To gain a proper rule of justice without a polygraph - which are managed by professionals.
The court of law ruled the suspect he be subjected to polyinterrogation due to the fact he may not qualify for an advanced polygraph.
by Apple INC. [California USA] October 4, 2020
mugGet the Polyinterrogation mug.

Polytetraflouroethalyne

Teflon is a brand name of Polytetraflouroethalyne

An industrial chemical coated on your non-stick pan, heaters, and much much more. It is still made with C8, a carcinogen

It is also found in the blood of 95% of humans on earth as a result of Chemours(DuPont) polluting the world with this chemical.

It's also toxic to birds, Rabbits and other small animals if heated over 464 Fahrenheit as it releases fumes at this temperature
Chemours worker: I Worked with Polytetraflouroethalyne and I got thyroid cancer.
by AAAASADADAD November 22, 2020
mugGet the Polytetraflouroethalyne mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email