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Politicotainer 

A person that uses their notoriety to profit from the public proclamation of their political point of view.
The politicotainer Sara Palin received $250,000 for her speech.
Politicotainer by littlebrownduck February 24, 2011

Politico 

A person, generally a hippie, who is obsessed with politics, and spends there time complaining about presidents, and anything else political. You can usually find them in cafe's with other politico's shouting about corrupt leaders and government conspiracies.
Grayson "Did you hear that guy over there?"

Chad "Yah he was yelling that Every Decision ever made by the United States Government has been the wrong one."

Grayson "What a politico."
Politico by Grayson Converse August 8, 2006

Politicogeek 

Someone who talks, breathes, writes, lives and embraces political life, often at the expense of human relationships. A Politicogeek can generally work in government at some level, but not as a bureaucrat. Bureaucrats are not allowed to comment or participate openly in the political processes of the United States.

Most Politicogeek's are not artists, scientists, mathematicians, or scholars in any field except political science(which is a pseudo science). Politicogeek knock on doors and ask for money, similar to the members of the Church of Latter Day Saints, with the same zealous commitment, and wish for you to go on a “mission” as well.

Politicogeek's define their candidate by the amount of money they can raise, not by their ability to accomplish anything constructive in the legislature on behalf of the public's common good. Politicogeek's meet like Al-anon, except they do not acknowledge their addiction problem and have no process or steps to improve their life. Politicogeek's do not accept any type of dissension, critique and only fain a sense of humor.
A politicogeek convention is where people convene to create political platforms.

polititool

A person or victim who willingly submits to an ideological driven government agenda that typically furthers the government's strangle hold on its citizins. Care must be exercised when dealing with these individuals as they have been wound up with partial truths and taught the opposing team, red or blue, is the real enemy. They let the system use them to turn the screws essential to the divide and conquer strategy and are ready to mame, slander, publically humiliate and force their programmed views on anyone in opposition to their dogmatic narrative.
1. Did you see that mob of student polititools ready to put the screws to that professor because he didn't obey their demands?

2. I am relieved the election is finally behind us and still can't comprehend how anyone can get behind a creepy dementia ravaged dude with a hair smelling fetish or that orange guy that hung out on Epstein's island. Polititools will go along with anything that reinforces their view of others as inferior. They are reliable like clockwork; so easy to wind up, use and discard.
polititool by Kitikozmos27 January 31, 2021

Young Mass Politico 

A college student/20-something year old extremely active in Massachusetts (mostly Boston) politics. They eat, sleep, breathe politics after studying Political Science and having at least 1 unpaid internship. Usually they go to Suffolk University or Northeastern University, and manage at least one local campaign post-grad.
“A bunch of young mass politicos are phone banking for Michelle Wu this Friday.”
Young Mass Politico by Sotfofy December 24, 2019

politicons

A politician who continually misrepresent the truth.. a politi-cons.

A publicly-elected person who fools, tricks, deceives people
There are a lot of politicons around these days instead of real honest politicians
politicons by CairnsBlog October 26, 2011