poker

A very profitable game for psychics.

"Damn, Miss Cleo sure kicked my ass in that poker game."

by William Stephens May 3, 2006

Poker

sounds like poke her, which would be fun, but turns out theres cards involved and you can lose money.

I wanted to poke her in the ass but she wanted poker and won more money off me then i would have paid to just poke her.

by William S. Stephens June 11, 2006

Poker

(originated in Chicago)
booty on a female that "pokes out" of her pants

damn fo' you see lil mama!?...That bitch had a muh fuckin POKER!

by JuanDiazBF May 12, 2010

poker

The card game that keeps you hooked and takes all your savings until you live in your parent's basement.

Poker is like sex: the looser you are, the easier it is to get fucked.

by IPwnN00bs April 9, 2007

poker

A game which unfortunately has become very popular. All these newbies suck and are easy pickings. I guess that means guys like me that have been playing for 11 years can make even more money than ever.

Retard: All-In
Me: I call.
Retard: Read em and weep, two pair, 2's and 3's.
Me: Ace high flush. What the fuck were you thinking with three over cards and those four spades on the table?
Retard: I thought two pair was good.
Me: Just give me your money and never play again, you're a disgrace to the game. Fucking newbs.

by The Man In Black April 11, 2005

Poker

Poker is a very popular card game.
In France it is also called "Any Two Allin".

Poker Hand History Result:

randomfrench shows 7c3s and wins with full house sevens full of threes.
Hero shows AA and lost with a Pair of Aces

by AndreasKazzler October 17, 2008

poker

Not a sport. A game never intended for to become so popular you can play at your local sandwich shop during happy hour for fake money.

Poker on ESPN? Just because you can break a sweat doing it does not make it a sport.

by Hullabuloo August 28, 2005