Social Points

Points you score when initiating a conversation with a group of people to whom you feel an irrational connection with

I'm gonna go over there and ask Ricardo about senior classes just to score some Social Points

by -quietplease- April 12, 2010

the four points

When having sex with a person with a colostomy or ileostomy bag. Additionally the three “natural” holes must be filled. These include oral, anal, and vaginal. So hitting “the four points” would be oral, anal, vaginal and ostomy (either colostomy or ileostomy).

Dude last night. I was with a girl and hit the four points!

by The Doctor of NY November 5, 2020

till points

Slang for cash or money. (till being synonymous to cash register)

I went to the store to get a case of beer but I was low on till points so I had to settle for a six pack.

My friends didn't want to sponsor my till pointless ass, so I got left out of the mission.

by Brf June 19, 2006

Microsoft Points

The currency created by Microsoft for when they take over the world.

"Hey you can't use those Euro's in here!"
"Huh?"
"We only accept Microsoft Points!"

by SilentScream April 1, 2009

Pity Points

An arbitrary score that is given to a person who tries to make people feel sorry for them all the time.

Wow...are you really going to post that? It looks like someone is trying to get pity points from some random chickenheads.

by UdigIdugGyal December 1, 2010

Monkey Points

In the film industry on low budget films, Monkey Points means that the talent (the actor, ...) receives a percentage of net profits instead of gross profits. Eddie Murphy coined the derogatory term because film industry accounting never shows a net profit and talent should always insist on points on gross profit, not net profit.

Eddie Murphy turned down the part saying he'd never be fool enough to take Monkey Points!

by CrazyManNo9B December 9, 2010

poinus

Slang term for penis, originating in or around Islip, New York. While the origins can't exactly be proven to have originated in Islip, poinus has been a staple in the community for 20 years.

Poinus is most often used in lighthearted situations. Rarely used in anger, since it's more of a "fun" word than a curse word.

Marky S has a 12 inch poinus.
Suck my poinus!

by Why is it Private July 6, 2010