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Son, why does your duvet smell of poo and sex wee? have you been having one of your pokey bum wanks again?
by Dave September 16, 2003
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1. Old-time word for "slow".
2. Slang for jail.
3. Gumby's orange pony. Pokey is made out of clay and speaks in a low voice that makes him sound more like a donkey than a pony. Pokey is often jealous of Gumby's talents.
4. A cactus-themed enemy from the Super Mario video game series. Its first appearance was the non-canon Super Mario 2 (Super Mario USA in Japan), but made later appearances in other Mario games including Super Mario World and Paper Mario.
5. A main villain in Earthbound. Pokey is a fat, ego-centric boy who causes trouble for Ness and the others throughout the game. He also appears in Mother 3.
2. Slang for jail.
3. Gumby's orange pony. Pokey is made out of clay and speaks in a low voice that makes him sound more like a donkey than a pony. Pokey is often jealous of Gumby's talents.
4. A cactus-themed enemy from the Super Mario video game series. Its first appearance was the non-canon Super Mario 2 (Super Mario USA in Japan), but made later appearances in other Mario games including Super Mario World and Paper Mario.
5. A main villain in Earthbound. Pokey is a fat, ego-centric boy who causes trouble for Ness and the others throughout the game. He also appears in Mother 3.
1. Stop being so pokey and catch up!
2. He got thrown in the pokey last night.
3. With his cowboy hat on, Gumby rode Pokey through the desert.
4. Don't jump on a Pokey! They're spiny!
5. Pokey REALLY means business now!
2. He got thrown in the pokey last night.
3. With his cowboy hat on, Gumby rode Pokey through the desert.
4. Don't jump on a Pokey! They're spiny!
5. Pokey REALLY means business now!
by PokeyMan October 30, 2009
Get the Pokey mug.An evil, chubby bastard, who's like is devoted to making Ness's a living nightmare. He became Giygas's lefthand man, and rode around in a spider-bot that farts.
by ZaiMatarese August 22, 2003
Get the Pokey Minch mug.Slang for Employment Insurance or Welfare. Derived from the Scottish word "pogie" which means workhouse. A workhouse being a place in the 1500's where beggars, children and others unable to support themselves were sent to work and in turn be taken care of.
by outaliner January 23, 2009
Get the Pogey mug.Grandma: "Pokeyman? Is that a new superhero? I'll get you a Pokeyman comic book for Christmas, dear."
by Diarrhea Bubble Bath May 10, 2016
Get the pokeyman mug.after rolling a tonk spliff a pokey tool is used to compress and compact the bud inside to make a tighter joint
a pokey tool has to be something strong enough and narrow enough to push down the bud inside the rizla preferbly the filter on a fag or a pen
a pokey tool has to be something strong enough and narrow enough to push down the bud inside the rizla preferbly the filter on a fag or a pen
by nelson bates July 26, 2006
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