Poaching 

To run a yellow light, knowing full well that it will turn red before you're completely through the intersection

"Can we make it?"
"Hell NO!"
"Fuck it" (speeds up)
"Damn Boi you just poached that son of bitch"
"shit son I love poaching"

Poaching by king qweef August 5, 2007

Poaching 

Poaching is a term for a person who collects peoples nudes for pleasure and to have a collection

I saw a poaching collection of my ex it was large, i thought thr idea was a fiction until i saw it for myself.

Poaching by Saerow June 15, 2021

Poaching 

Is a morally questionable seduction strategy, where a man pretends to be gay to get women attracted to him, and then pretends to be bisexual to fuck his "besties". Most effective on blonde white women.

Dale: weve been besties for a long time now, but I think your making me question my gayness

Jaquelyn: ohmagaw that's soooo fuckin hawt breed me now
Dale: (internally) "poaching is amazing"

Poaching by Gordenmastur May 19, 2024

poaching eggs 

When a male is in a jacuzzi bath tub or hot tub and he masturbates or is masturbated to completion.

Josh went to the strip club and when he got home his wife caught him poaching eggs in their master bath.

poaching eggs by Johnny Burk May 4, 2018

Poaching the King's Deer 

Having sexual relations with the wife or girlfriend of another man who is in a better socio-economic status

than you. Having an affair with a woman who is

married to someone wealthy.

"Brother, if you get caught poaching the king's deer, you'll end up getting your ass kicked by his bodyguards, or worse!"

Poaching the King's Deer by KnightWrite March 14, 2013

Poaching trout 

To fish trout fisheries at night to avoid paying, have a drink, a fire and fish how you like.

Also trout are also usually more active at night at fisheries so the results can be awesome !

Guy A - Poaching trout is a great laugh

Guy B - I know right !

Poaching trout by Allan Hunter August 1, 2011

Poaching The Tradesman's Entrance 

Stimulating your partner's anus, with fingers and tongue before penetration; licking and teasing the anus in anticipation of penetrating; the act of penetrating the anus as part of foreplay. The act of finger or tongue fucking the anus.

She never expected me to poach the tradesman's entrance but she's glad I did: she like's to know I'll be poaching the tradesman's entrance tonight.

Poaching The Tradesman's Entrance by Evil Incarnate. November 30, 2011