3 definitions by Gordenmastur
The act of settling disputes (typically petty) through ghetto fistfighting. Similar to "nigga moments" but instead involves no weapons and the participants are not required to be african american.
Man 1: *mistakingly bumps into man 2 on bus*
Man 2: proceeds to take off white t-shirt
Man 1: proceeds to take of white t-shirt
Narrator: "ladies and gentlemen, you are about to witness black diplomacy"
Man 2: proceeds to take off white t-shirt
Man 1: proceeds to take of white t-shirt
Narrator: "ladies and gentlemen, you are about to witness black diplomacy"
by Gordenmastur February 2, 2021
The spread and normalization of victim mentality in western soceity. Its the result of the identity politics movement of the mid 2010's.
It's an ideology that states we should judge someone by their race and gender, rather than their actions and character. Somehow considered socially progressive.
It also states that if anything bad has ever happened to you, then you get a free pass to justify your shitty behavior. Somehow considered selfless.
It's also Buzzfeeds entire political ideology.
It's an ideology that states we should judge someone by their race and gender, rather than their actions and character. Somehow considered socially progressive.
It also states that if anything bad has ever happened to you, then you get a free pass to justify your shitty behavior. Somehow considered selfless.
It's also Buzzfeeds entire political ideology.
Person 1: "Thats a microaggression! I need a safe space!"
Person 1: "That bank robber was black, therefore he did the crime because hes a victim of systematic racism."
Person 1: "The doctor telling me to lose weight is a sexist pig! Fit people are fatphobes!"
Person 2: "you have been brainwashed by victim culture."
Person 1: "That bank robber was black, therefore he did the crime because hes a victim of systematic racism."
Person 1: "The doctor telling me to lose weight is a sexist pig! Fit people are fatphobes!"
Person 2: "you have been brainwashed by victim culture."
by Gordenmastur September 27, 2023
A form of mental gymnastics used by selfish people to avoid accountability, or to avoid admitting they are an asshole. Related to princess syndrome and narcissism.
Symptoms include:
being easily offended,
making everything dramatic,
lack of improvement in life,
somehow being the victim of every story they tell,
fixation on negative events,
blaming others for their actions,
starting unnecessary conflicts,
obsession with identity politics,
poor understanding of boundaries,
lack of respect for others,
unwilling to take responsibility,
and a sense of entitlement.
Symptoms include:
being easily offended,
making everything dramatic,
lack of improvement in life,
somehow being the victim of every story they tell,
fixation on negative events,
blaming others for their actions,
starting unnecessary conflicts,
obsession with identity politics,
poor understanding of boundaries,
lack of respect for others,
unwilling to take responsibility,
and a sense of entitlement.
Person 1: "Can I borrow you car?"
Person 2: "No, I need to run some errands."
Person 1: "Geez you don't have to be an asshole, I'm just trying to go get some food because im poor and starving and have a broken leg. Your literally attacking me as a person. Do you know how many people kill themselves because of people like you?"
Person 2: "Please go to counciling for your victim mentality."
Person 2: "No, I need to run some errands."
Person 1: "Geez you don't have to be an asshole, I'm just trying to go get some food because im poor and starving and have a broken leg. Your literally attacking me as a person. Do you know how many people kill themselves because of people like you?"
Person 2: "Please go to counciling for your victim mentality."
by Gordenmastur September 25, 2023