PLORF

A person who has caused irreperable dammage to another's Christmas ornaments.

That plorf neighbor of mine took his wood chipper and went to town on my Glow-In-The-Dark Santa Sleigh!

by Joe Marinello September 4, 2006

Plorking

Some like to work, others like to play. Those visionary enough prefer to plork, combining the two elements as opposed to going about each separately. An aficionado of the plorking way is P. Taylor.

"Too busy plorking boi!"
"To plork or not to plork"
"Plorking every day"

by The Welsh Thesaurus July 11, 2016

plor

Armenian slang for dick

OMFG hovik has a realy small plor

by xzillo February 24, 2008

electric soldier porygon

The name of the episode of Pokemon in Japan that caused people to get seizures.

Electric Soldier Porygon's part that caused seizures was the flashing lights.

by Alexi September 3, 2003

Ployded

To do something ridiculously geeky without admitting to yourself that it's ridiculously geeky.

Oh, man...he just ployded!

by Theresa Avila March 28, 2009

poorys

compound word for poor people. Usually people who talk about money and act like they have a lot of money but it's a front and they actually lack income.

The girl in front of me in biology kept talking about how she was going to all these different countries for christmas break. When we got to talking about cars she let everyone know she drove a 1980 pontiac, fucking poorys.

by Thugnation December 3, 2009

Ployfriend

a male acquaintance whose company is intended to portray the existence of a romantic or dating relationship to a third party observer, even though no such relationship actually exists.

Sara was being creeped on at the gym. So she asked Matt to be here ployfriend and go to the gym with her so the creeper would believe she was dating someone and leave her alone.

by adicus850 March 22, 2017