Sleeping with Pete

getting ridiculously drunk.

I think I'll pass on the next round of shots...if I don't watch out, I'll be sleeping with Pete tonight.

by melodyq February 2, 2009

Peter Parker

Teen who turned to dust in the planet Titan.

-TITAN-

Peter Parker: I don't feel so good. Mr. Stark, what's happening? *stumbles into Tony's arms*

Tony Stank: You're alright kid, you're alright.

Peter Parker: I don't wanna go, sir. Please, I don't wanna go! I don't wanna go!

Tony Stank: * lays Peter down*

Peter Parker: I'm sorry. *turns to dust*

by This.Bitch.Empty.Yeet January 26, 2019

Pipe Laying Peter Packer

A raging male homosexual who would have sex with any man, voluntary or involuntary.

Anita: why is Joe chasing these guys in the park.
Ade: ah, he is just a crazed Pipe Laying Peter Packer
Anita: dear me, I need to stay away from him
Ade: dont worry, Peter Packer only likes men

by BirkbeckPHDUM September 26, 2018

Pete Wentz

pete wentz is an emo legend. his eyeliner could literally kill a man. he was born on June 5, 1979, the emo chistmas.

"dude why did you buy all that eyeliner?"
"I must please the emo god, Pete Wentz."

by hirohamada April 24, 2015

Steamy Pete

To pop the hood of a parked car and defecate on the engine block. The next time the owner starts their car, they will be greeted with the sweet smell of hot feces.

I heard Lindsay had to take her car in to the shop again because Charles stank it up with a Steamy Pete.

by ah my chest my bloody chest July 22, 2012

Peter-Jan

Amazing guy.
Someone who is capable of anything.

Like an unknown and underestimated superhero.

Watch that guy trying to place a giant bike in a VW Polo and rocking it, he is such a Peter-Jan.

Wow look at that, he is skating backwards like it's forward, he is rocking it like a Peter-Jan.

Oh man they should have had a better playlist at this party, too bad they didn't Peter-Janned it.

Is that a shotsy? Dunno for sure, wish we had a Peter-Jan, he would have known.

Peter-Jan moves you every time and in so many ways.

Oh no I didn't correctly organize all the data, I wish we did a Peter-Jan.

Well, at least you've Lexed it. Yeah but, I needed the best data-anal yst in the world.

Man I wish I had a Peter-Jan among my friends. He's like herpes, but in a good way.

by anonymous May 20, 2023

Thanks Pete

A Fall Out Boy reference created when Patrick Stump was too short (and is STILL to short) to reach his microphone. Pete Wentz attempted to lift Patrick up, resulting in the forever reference "Thanks Pete!"

Friend: *opens door*

Me: thanks pete

Friend: what the fuck

by Panic! At The Everywhere October 13, 2018