Pledge allegiance to Breanne

I pledge allegiance to Breanne

and to the hoes in mini vans

and to the stoners with crazy boners
that make up her loyal clan
and to the nights of 80's film
that don't disappoint or overwhelm

One nation,

under her,

indivisible

through cheer

and entertainment for all

When we have cheer first hour I always pledge allegiance to breanne. Cult classic.

by no air bags we die like men March 24, 2023

pledge

the initiation process when one joins a frat or sorority. Sometimes it involves hazing.

Im gonna pledge at Alpha Kappa Alpha.

by valoem February 7, 2005

Pledge

Donate

Lawyer: Did you donate the $7 million to charities?
Amber Heard: Yes.
Lawyer: Then why does the record show you have not donated anything?
Amber Heard: I pledged to $7 million. That's the same thing as me having already given it, basically.

by BurgerWithASideOfFries May 16, 2022

Pledge

A special kind of payment where you get all the benefits of paying but you don’t have to actually pay any money

Lawyer: “Did you donate the money?”

Amber Heard: “Yeah, I pledged it”

Waittress: “Please pay your bill”
Guy: “I pledged it”

by Doctor Pondersnatch May 21, 2022

Colbert Absinthe-tinence Pledge

A solemn promise to refrain from Absinthe ingestion to prevent the ear-severing, cubo-witticisms (or worse) that would inherently bloom. It is vowed as follows:

"I, (state your name), do hereby pledge to practice absinth-tinence by remaining absinth-tinent from Absinthe. Since Absinthe incidents in many instances induce incipient syn(es)thetic inspiration and sinsister synthetic insistence on sin, I sincerely insist I will be absent from instances of Absinthe ingestion, this instant.”

After completing the Absinthe ritual several times over with newly-made friends from Argentina, Quebec City and Gainesville, Florida (state your name) shot to his feet and bolted toward the waterfront and a club on the pier of beautiful Barcelona, in search of adventure. Little did he realise, he would end up having his balls grabbed by that dirty Spaniard Frank, leaning in for a kiss or something, all after inviting (state your name) back to his apartment to wait for his "hot journalist friends in little skirts" that didn't end up meeting him at the club. Waking up at his hostel late in the afternoon, (state your name)'s face was pale green-opalescent white like the colour of Absinthe mixed with water.

In hindsight, the Colbert Absinthe-tinence Pledge would have made a helluva lot of sense.

by Blair Larratt November 19, 2007

Alpha Pledge

The number one pledge in a pledge class

Wow, Sam cleaned the entire house and washed the dishes. He is definitely the alpha pledge

by Fratter1911 March 30, 2015

Pledge

A person you send to get you more beer when you run out.

"The coolers running low, Pledge!"

by Justafriend July 13, 2016