plasterbate

Masturbating to make a mold of your penile unit with plaster of paris.

Fundo wanted to share his penis with the world, so he plasterbated, with hopes of becoming extremely wealthy.

by authOOr June 27, 2006

plasterbate

A sexual act of storing one's semen in a very hot place to maintain the semen's liquid form. Once have enough semen is stored, the male spreads the semen over his partner's face and waits for it to dry, creating a plaster-like mold made from semen

Guy 1: How did last night go with you and Jessica?
Guy 2: Things got pretty freaky. I plasterbated her.
Guy 1: Lucky! I've always wanted to try that. You could probably sell the mold for a couple million to some art collector.

by SemenFartBubble69 January 8, 2016

Passturbate

Masturbating so hard you pass out from exhaustion

Johnny went to his room to passturbate so he could fall asleep.

by Master Zed June 5, 2016

Pasturbate

Verb: When a navy recruit/officer really horny while flying a helicopter, crash-lands in Vietnam, gets intoxicated on alcohol, masturbates, and passes out in a Taco Bell restroom.

I crash landed in Vietnam and proceeded to pasturbate.

by Ben’s alt persona’s GF December 12, 2023