playsturbate

the playing of your favorite game on your PS3 to the point of orgasm so that it results in the lack of a need to masturbate. Much cleaner and less frowned upon than masturbation, also better because you can do it with friends.

Example 1- Dude my thumbs are chaffed from playsturbating daily.

Example 2- The friends that playsturbate together stay together.

Example 3- Mother: "Evan, Kody, Jacob, and Jeremy have been playing Zombies since 7:00 last night, it's 8:00 in the morning."
Father: "I'd rather them playsturbate together than masturbate together.

playsturbate by zaneyest20 January 9, 2011

plasterbate 

To masturbate while being plastered (severely intoxicated)

"Today sucked, I am just going to chug this fine Lagavulin and go plasterbate"

plasterbate by YuriN March 18, 2008

Playsturbation 

when a PlayStation fan gets really horny by looking at the PS4 and shoves it up their ass while masturbating

Brad: Xbox users will never understand Playsturbation. Stupid Xcox

Playsturbation by Duck in a Hole July 24, 2016

Passturbate 

Passing a ball, puck, disc, etc. to yourself in a sports related video game.

Aaron: Dude, pass me the puck!
Stephen: I'm trying! It keeps passing to myself!
Aaron: I don't wanna play if you're just gonna passturbate all day.

Passturbate by sparker29 August 29, 2012

plansturbating 

To over-complicate a situation through excessive or unnecessary planning, to the point that progress or enjoyment is hindered

1. We would already be halfway through with this project if the business would stop plansturbating and just let us work.
2. Family vacations are more work than fun because of all of Mom's plansturbating.

plansturbating by The Marmoset King March 5, 2017

pasturbate 

verb,to preach about God constantly when no one wants to hear it. I was in a chat room and someone was preaching, calling everyone names and stuff all in the name of God. One of the chatters said he was pasturbating again.

Can't Ted do anything but pasturbate?

pasturbate by storm871 March 18, 2009

Padsturbate 

the act of using an Ipad to view porn and masturbate.

Jimmy was so horny, he snuck into the upstairs bathroom and Padsturbated.

Padsturbate by Stonecartier July 9, 2011