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A couple where one of the two individuals is clearly out of the other person's league.
That girl is WAY too hot for that guy; I'm calling it, platypus.
by bdarr22 September 19, 2010
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Mother natures way of saying, "I made this thing out of spare parts on the workshop floor, and it can still fucking kill you, hahaha!!!"
by mrginger2905 March 13, 2015
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A waterfowl, with a variety of species, most-namely, the duck-billed.
A noble creature, that no one would ever make fun of except for Kevin Smith, like when he had nothing better to say at the beginning of Dogma.
Kevin Smith must have been attacked by a platypus as a small child, in addition to all the other stuff that happened.
by pythonspam November 7, 2003
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A simple statement meaning both good and bad at the same time, as made popular in the practice of whaleism.
"What do you think about this severed limb Ted?"
reply- "Platypus."
by Nydwyngreendragon April 28, 2004
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The sped of the animal kingdom... A semi-aquatic duck billed egg laying poisonis mammal...
Holy crap look at that platypus... I bet that if he weren't a semi-aquatic duck billed egg laying poisonis mammal he wouldn't be such a sped
by Bill Eburn April 30, 2005
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Sean: woah look at that platypus
Not Sean: oh my god it's our or and savior praise him!
by DeadassDefinitions August 16, 2017
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half duck half beaver looking thing, who’s also a secret spy and wear a cool hat.
doofenshmirtz: wait! who are u!....platypus? PERRY THE PLATYPUS!!
by marina_ November 21, 2019
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