platypus

A fantastic hull. Provides great chats and good times in general. Potential barns beware, cross this aquatic mammal and vengence will be swift yet just.
Yeah you may be a hull but you aren't that good, you should really aim to be more of a platypus.
by SWK January 06, 2004
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he´s kind of a mammal that lays eggs. His face shape is like a duckbill. Beaver-tailed and otter-footed animal.
i think a platypus is just like a random animal as he has parts of a lot of different animals¡¡
by mr:- January 01, 2011
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lisa my platypus is so sore from fucking nick last night
by azn boy99 February 17, 2009
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A sexual move which involves the female placing two pringles in her mouth making a duck bill. the man then smashes the pringles to pieces with his cock and the girl piles them all on her tongue, then the man cums on them, and the girl swallows the soupy mixture.
Dude Hayley and i had the best platypus last night!!
by platypussy40 July 31, 2013
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Look at that platypus! She is such a skank.
by Kindergardenduh January 28, 2011
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To lay down on top of someone that doesn't want to get up, going completely dead weight until they can't take it anymore and eventually rise.
"Dude if you don't get up, I'm going to platypus the shit out of you."
"Fine, I"ll get up."
by platypus enthusiast March 16, 2010
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pronounced: "plait-a-puss"

the braiding or plaiting of a female's pubic hair in her genital regions.
Candy - "i went to this waxing place and decided to get a platypus. its really cool!"

Tequila - "wow i might look into that. it sounds very exotic and Australian!"

Candy - "yeah that's what made me do it. i love those Australians!"
by frankinator October 23, 2008
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