Definitions by marina_

Kaitlynn 

Sometimes a dumb bitch but overall a great friend, ten out of ten would recommend being her kids' godmother

YOU: i need me a nice bitch
GOOGLE: did you mean: Kaitlynn?

Kaitlynn by marina_ May 6, 2020

platypus

half duck half beaver looking thing, who’s also a secret spy and wear a cool hat.

doofenshmirtz: wait! who are u!....platypus? PERRY THE PLATYPUS!!

platypus by marina_ November 21, 2019

half a virgin 

when you’ve done everything besides actual sex

friend: so me and Alex hooked up last night

me: OMG does that mean you’re not a virgin anymore?
friend: i’m half a virgin, his dick didn’t go in

half a virgin by marina_ August 20, 2019

oof 

when someone tells you some wack shit and you dont know how to answer

friends: my boyfriend got me pregnant and dipped
me: oof

oof by marina_ March 13, 2019

Accident 

You

Aaron: mommy what is the worst accident that happened?
Mom: You honey, You

Accident by marina_ April 4, 2017