Westwood Plateau

A suburb in Greater Vancouver where the absence of Benz in your driveway is socially unacceptable.

Residents of the west end get jealous because we have enough space to build a house that's worth more than $5 million.

West End Guy: Hey I just put a jacuzzi in my backyard.

Westwood Plateau Guy: Hey I just put a tennis court in my backyard. Bitch.

by Holla back yo February 22, 2009

Plateaued Equilibrium

The lovely place between pissed and stoned.

Hey, Matt, what do you call that place between pissed and stoned?

Plateaued Equilibrium man.

by marcowh April 13, 2021

lily on the plateau

a sexual position where a man places his penis between a woman's breasts and thrusts it up and down in order to reach an orgasm.

if pamela anderson were a prostitute, they'd call her "lily" after her sexual specialty of lily on the plateau.

by CheshireKat November 23, 2005

pubic plateau

the area of pubic hair below a male's stomach and above the genitalia

Friend One: Dude, the pubic plateau is no more, the crew came and cleared out the underbrush.
Friend Two: You mean you shaved your pubes?
Friend One: ...yeah.

by Friend One March 11, 2004

pink plateau

Corporate glass ceiling hit by homosexuals

Gay staff still face a pink plateau in many workplaces

by Londongirl May 15, 2007

Plateau Dew

What you call your Mountain Dew when it’s gone flat.

Ah, man, I forgot about this Mountain Dew and it’s flat. It’s a Plateau Dew now.

by FOMS October 9, 2020

intimidation plateau

A term used in certain sports that involve intimidation. When you have 2 intimidating people, you don't put them one right after the other. That would be a mountain. If you spread out the intimidating people, you make a plateau. This is to ensure that throughout the whole game there will always be an intimidating person to come.

Big Intimidating Guy 1: Are you going to bat after me in this inning?
Big Intimidating Guy 2: No, we need an intimidation plateau.
Big Intimidating Guy 1: A what?
Big Intimidating Guy 2: An intimidation plateau.
Big Intimidating Guy 1: Ok.

by MarrBond November 9, 2006