peesterbate

Pee and use your pee to masterbate

It feels good to peesterbate

by OOOOOOOOOOOOOK January 19, 2014

Pisstrated

Extreme emotional disturbance causing the individual unable to speak.

I was so pisstrated when my old lady dropped my entire vial of acid.

by Jason Hapner September 5, 2003

plasterbate

Masturbating to make a mold of your penile unit with plaster of paris.

Fundo wanted to share his penis with the world, so he plasterbated, with hopes of becoming extremely wealthy.

by authOOr June 27, 2006

poosterbaterprocrastinator

similar to Poopsterprocrasturbation but sounds better. means to poop and wank simultaneously when you have to do something more impotent to do

hi sol im a poosterbaterprocrastinator and proud

by moppalady February 1, 2014

Pushterbate

Have an orgasm by pushing the penis against a relatively hard surface.

My mom burst into my room without knocking,just when I was starting to pushterbate.

by DIablo May 9, 2014

Pisstabate

To piss and masturbate at the same time and get your hand all wet.

why is your hand all wet!?
I was pisstabateing

by Insane in the membrane June 7, 2014

plasterbate

A sexual act of storing one's semen in a very hot place to maintain the semen's liquid form. Once have enough semen is stored, the male spreads the semen over his partner's face and waits for it to dry, creating a plaster-like mold made from semen

Guy 1: How did last night go with you and Jessica?
Guy 2: Things got pretty freaky. I plasterbated her.
Guy 1: Lucky! I've always wanted to try that. You could probably sell the mold for a couple million to some art collector.

by SemenFartBubble69 January 8, 2016