pissitancy

Extreme urinary hesitancy after initially beginning a stream of urine, caused by either a rather huge enlarged prostate gland moved while fingering one's own taint or an abrupt discontinuation of said urine stream from a sudden psychological reverie about a hot young actresses' vagina being damply placed upon one's now fully erect penis

I had such a bad bout of pissitancy yesterday after I saw that teenage vampire TV show that I thought I might have to find a real vampiress to come in and drain the neck of my dick before my second head imploded! carpel-pudendum syndrome bladder cockjacking funnelblocking prostapediment urethral sludgitis pissluggishness

by THE DOOMED STUFFING May 15, 2014

pigshitter

A police officer or pig, who is either corrupt or cannot do a proper job. A waste of taxpayers dosh

That pigshitter arrested me for speeding I was only doing 65 in a 70.
OR
That pigshitter didn't take a statement properly from my mum who had been mugged
OR
I swear that pigshitter takes backhanders

by jonny bogroll the eigth August 20, 2021

Pisswit

A retarded individual whose brain is made up of at least 75% stale urine, which adversely affects his/her ability to interact appropriately with normal people. Most frequently encountered while driving on the public highway (or more usually cycling), but not limited to this. Pisswits are found on all continents and in all walks of life.

1.That's the 10th pisswit I've seen going through a red light on it's bike this morning, and I've only been out 5 minutes.
2.Don't go near Kieran, his breath stinks, and he's a bug-eyed moron: no, actually he's worse than a moron, he's a pisswit!
3. I was going to shag Jackie, but as soon as she opened her mouth I realised just what a pisswit she is, so she can go and fuck herself!

by Dick Shunairy Jim October 24, 2012

PigShit

a very low insult to call someone its worst then horse shit.

gosh josh, your such a pigshit

by oople June 10, 2008

Pishit

You get scared so bad you almost piss and shit yourself all at the same time.

Awe fuck you scared me, I almost pishit myself.

by Starry November 2, 2018

pisswitch

Acerbic female, usually bitter and twisted . Quite often anti-social. Stays in and posts on internet forums all day.

'When she talked, she came across as a right little pisswitch'

by ans August 26, 2004

pigshit

(noun)
1. The shit of the pig, to be distinguished from other shits, as of birds or bulls (see Birdshit; Bullshit).
2. That dirty ass kid on your couch that's been playing video games for three days.

1. There's pigshit in my shoes--fuck!
2. Get that pigshit in the bath.

by Jared A. G. October 17, 2007