Penophile

A Penophile is a person who will use pen for writing everything during school or work. Not to be confused with a pedophile, a penophile will always demand a pen, in a specific color usually, to write, except on Scantron tests or during Math class, because they absolutely need a pencil.

A penophile using a pencil is identified by their uses of crossing off words even with an eraser.

Penophile: Do you have a pen I can borrow?

Person: Is pencil okay?

Penophile: I don't know, is keying a dick on the side of your car okay?

Person: But it's a Ticon...

Penophile: Ugh...fine...

by cee-em-kay September 24, 2011

Pictophile

A subspecies of ifunny type apps

Bruh look at that pictophile watermark ew.

by papasito6 May 16, 2018

penophile

(n). Lover of male genitelia, specifically the penile shaft; loving the penis to the point of obsession

The ho at da club was such a penophile, even R Kelly wouldnt touch dat.

by jkatface May 14, 2014

Pigophile

A perverted deviant, an obnoxious lewd person which enjoys searching and engaging with porn online and is often seen stalking young unsuspecting kids in chat rooms.

The epitome of a pig.

She didn't realize she was talking with a pigophile untill she saw what he sent to her.

by Panthera Atrox January 26, 2011

Pintophile

The opposite of a pedophile. A pintophile is a minor who likes and wants to be in a sexual relationship with someone 18+

Sally is total into Mr. Clark is disgusting....

I know right she’s such a pintophile!

by st!tched December 4, 2020

Pendophile

A guy who really loves Pendolinos (a british train)

He is a real Pendophile!

by Hoksi August 7, 2020

Picophile

Someone who likes small dicks

Greg: "I'll never get laid with my Millimeter Defeater!"
Tony: "Don't worry, I heard Lisa's a picophile."

by ShephardDragon98 July 27, 2023